Corrupted Wish Game

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granted, but they are made out of chain mail!

I wish I had some money!
 
Granted, but it's all monopoly money

I wish my house was clean
 
Granted, but there's nowhere to swim for 500 miles unless you count the bathtub.

I wish that I never got depressed over stupid stuff.
 
granted, you get depressed over nothing, and really depressed when you see flowers and happy faces!

I wish I could make perfect cake!
 
Granted, but she weighs 300 lbs, can't cook to save yer life and had hairy feet

I wish I was with my best friend
 
I said wife not hobbit hahaha just for that i grant your wish but your friend has the worst gas ever when ever you hang out with then

i wish for a hover car
 
Granted, but it hovers over a deep lake and runs out of gas

I wish I got paid already
 
granted but when you put it on it makes you look like David Hasselhoff if he had zits and a mullet.

i wish for a new cellphone
 
Granted but its is a military radio for ww2 wth a back pack and a crank to power it

i wish for the batmobile
 
Granted, but it has a mind of its own and never does what you want it to.

I wish I had a pet rabbit.
 
granted, but its the killer rabbit from money python.

I wish I was sleeping! lol
 
Granted, but an alien tries to abduct you in your sleep.

I wish my house was clean
 
granted -> but then it explodes --- bye bye house lol :P

i wish for another sandwich
 
Granted, but there's kity ltter in it.

I wish had a full box of Cheeze-its
 
granted, but then now u are uber hungry that u cant take it anymore and go out to the streets and look for food.

i wish spongebob was more cute....
 
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