Corrupted Wish Game

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granted you would waste away just thinking what could be

i wish i could live in a chocolate palace (not really but it sounded funny)
 
granted, but it is in the desert and it melts

i wishi had superpowers
 
Granted but they only work on rainy days in summer......

I wish clothes would iron themselves.....
 
granted, but they always burn themselves.

I wish my computer went faster.
 
Granted, but it catches fire.

I wish I had chickenstrips and gravy
 
granted, but they are a week old.

I wish i had some pizza... im hungry...
 
Granted, but it's anchovy pizza.

I wish I had fresh flowers
 
granted, but they smell like poo!

I wish I could see demon hunter in concert!
 
Granted, but its over after one song.

I wisn I could go to Atlanta with my best friend.
 
granted, but your identity gets stolen and the FBI detains you.

I wish my shoulder didnt hurt so much!
 
Granted, but then your hip is dislocated.

I wish i had ranch dressing
 
Granted, but then your brothers friends come eat it all.

I wish for a cooler cellphone
 
granted, but it breaks the next day.

I wish cigarettes were never made
 
Granted, and everybody is eating carrot sticks. (I can't corrupt this one, cus I wish for that too)

I wish my passport was here already
 
Granted, but it's all kiddie stuff!

I wish my room was clean.
 
granted, but then a bomb goes off and its messy again! not to mention it smells like bomb, whatever that smells like!

I wish i had more ice cream!
 
Granted but then it melts as soon as you touch it

I wish i had a pony
 
Granted, but it's a stuffed pony that's missing an eye and the stuffing is coming out.

I wish the diamonds in my ring were real