Corrupted Wish Game

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granted

i wish that all wishes be granted, and that no one will corrupt this wish by saying something that corruptts this wish,
 
Granted but it gets stolen.....

I wish I could always be the perfect temperature.....not too hot and not too cold :)....
 
Granted, but he chews all your shoes and pees on your pillows.

I wish I'd been home when my best friend came by.
 
granted, but you would have been sick in bed with no voice and no strength so they didnt think you were home anyway.

I wish i could have gotten to talk to John more today.
 
granted but he can only speak in Spanish.......
I wish that I could meet Waldo...lol
 
Granted,..
... but you have to dress in a hooped shirt, bobble hat, carry a walking stick, and wear glasses!

I whish you knew! :p
 
Granted but I forget soon after....

Wish I had a monkey that did tricks.....
 
the monkey doesnt want to do tricks

i wish i could remove my braces
 
Granted but your teeth are still crooked.....
I wish I could speak fluent French....
 
but then u would maybe mix it when ur trying to speak one or the other

i wish that all christians would agree
 
granted but then we turn into an agreeing cult

I wish I was a wee bit taller
 
granted you are now a rhino

I wish Jessica (my soon to be ex) would get online
 
Granted but it's replaced by dry heat....
Wish my ulcer would go away....
 
Granted, but now you have heartburn.

I wish I was at the beach.
 
Granted but it tastes like squash....
Wish my finger nails would stop growing.......