Corrupted Wish Game

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Denied, instead- you learned pig latin! (w/e that is [i'm taking this game to the next level])

I wish my hairline was receding.
 
granted it receded so much that it looked like you had leg hairs growing on your head

I wish i could stand on my head
 
granted, but the blood goes to your head, and it explodes

I wish I had ice cream
 
granted it was all melted when you opened it and you had to take a spoon and eat it off the counter

i wish i lived alone
 
Denied.....instead you are surrounded by millions of mutant ninja kitties and they will teach you their ways

I wish i had a lifetime supply of Jello
 
granted, but it does't 'jell'

I wish I had chocolate cake.
 
granted, but someone steals it and makes cabrito for their party

I wish it was christmas
 
granted but the guitar is stringless......

wish my name was Elise......
 
Granted but it smells like rotten eggs....

wish i could see in the dark.....
 
granted but only deaf people can hear you......

wish sardines tasted like cake.....
 
Granted but leaves a horrible taste in your mouth 4hrs later......

wish my mum was cooking me dinner......
 
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