Corrupted Wish Game

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granted, but the buildings are 3 inches tall

i wish someone was giving me a foot massage
 
granted, but the chickens are still alive

I wish Subway was closer to my house
 
granted, but she gets abducted by aliens the next day

I wish we were done with this puzzle
 
granted, but they're all mushy and gross

I wish I had a masseuse
 
granted, but they're still frozen

I wish my hair was straight
 
granted, but you're popular with the old ladies 85-90

I wish I had a drink
 
Granted, you spend it all on meaningless stuff and then end up homeless.


I wish I had some good food.
 
Granted, you set all of your friends on fire!


I wish I could see into the future.
 
Granted but it's blurry and unclear.........

wish I didn't need reading glasses.........
 
Granted, but your house is washed away in Hurricane Estrella.....(my evil twin)

I wish I had a new CD
 
Granted, but it's Barney the Dinosaurs greatest Hits.........

wish I knew how to krump properly......
 
Granted, but you fall and bruise your shin

I wish I had a date tonight