I'll just potato into the shallow end to test the waters. Then we can put our melons together to weed out the meatballs. Although the meatballs do add flavor.
Dad jokes
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What do you get from a scared cow?
What does a really hungry Samoan cow say?
a milkshake!
What does a really hungry Samoan cow say?
"Moooooooooooooooole" (pronounced Mow-lay) - https://samoan.ws/word/mole
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?
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SanderB
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Somebody spilled some coffee beans on the floor. I guess we could say that he made some ground coffee. 
Im going to be nosy next time at K Mart or the Warehouse and ask the men in front of me why they are buying their stuff, hoping they'll tell me some clever dad jokes.
Buying new underwear and socks? Have they all gone missing or eaten or got holes in them? Or just as a gift?
Fishing rod? Are you going fishing? Where, and can I come?
Three bulk bags of candy/sweets...is it for a lolly scramble? Or just all for yourself?
Buying new underwear and socks? Have they all gone missing or eaten or got holes in them? Or just as a gift?
Fishing rod? Are you going fishing? Where, and can I come?
Three bulk bags of candy/sweets...is it for a lolly scramble? Or just all for yourself?
Why couldn't they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck
Because Noah was standing on the deck
