Did God make bugs?

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Did God create bugs?

  • Yes--I have no idea why

    Votes: 10 100.0%
  • No-they're disgusting and a deformity that were deformed by sin

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Definitely not

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Of course not

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    10
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missy2shoes

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hahahaha....yea even if after the experience you still fail at swatting flys.......:p
 
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now if you are still failing at swatting flies after all of that........ then im sorry, there is NO hope for you that you should ever become like us........ hmmm maybe another 40 days added on to the 80.... what do you think missy???
 
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missy2shoes

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120......definitely is an option.....if you're determined team MISLLY is what ya wanna join...........give it a go....who knows?.....you just may succeed.......I highly doubt it.....but ya never know ;)
 
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yup i will agree with my partner up there........... if you are bound and determined and are willing to fast for 120 days...... no food..... no water...... no clothing....... out in the desert......... no sunscreen........... we will be more than happy to take a look at an application or fax somethin you got sayin you are worthy to join us...
 
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missy2shoes

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yes and you can be guaranteed your application will be filed in a pretty blue folder or any colour of your choice actually......and placed with care in a filing cabinet marked urgent.....we will then know where it is when we are sorting through the billions of applications we get each year......at least you can walk away knowing that you are in the system....somewhere...
 
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Thank you missy, im sure that has reassured our applicants.. .. I personally handle every application with care....... I will say if you come into our office it probably isnt a good idea to hand me one WHILE im eating...sometimes they get lost..... or used as napkins..... but as missy said, they wil be filed in whatever color folder you like..... (we suggest you bringing your own file folder for safety)
 
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missy2shoes

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yes.....and each person who gives us an application....will receive a complimentary gift......Holly tell them about the exciting gift......
 
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Right away missy!! Each of you will recieve a complimentary T-shrit ... that says..... I went 120 days with no food or water and all i got was this lousy t-shirt..... you might also wanna bring your own t-shirt for us to print the words on and preferably in a very dark color... this is for sanity reasons... we hope you understand...
 
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missy2shoes

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......thanx for that Holly......also I might add, it's a one size fits all.........be sure to check out the gift ideas we have at our THE TEAM MISLLY store..........splattered fly earrings are a real hit with the teenagers.........a jar of dead bugs for that person who has everything......fly swats in a range of colours......
 
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Yes missy those are great gift ideas thank you for adding that, i personally love the splttered fly earrings..just a note of percaution, i usually wear a net around my head when i wear those earings... they have a LIIIIIITLE tendency to attract other flying insects...I would like to make a note about our t-shirts.. We are working on getting t-shirts that can fit each individual... but for right now our only size is XXXXXLLL.... I have come up with several things you can use the T-shirts for besides just fashion... They are great for parachoting... Or perhaps using as an extra blanket..
 
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missy2shoes

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.....yes indeed......or if you're into tenting.....the t-shirts make a great family tent for say a family of 50 people...........of course no-one actually owns one yet....but we're just saying ;)
 
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Or it also could be used as a canopy for a large wedding party, Or even as a lovely table cloth that would cover atleast three or four large tables. It really is like five gifts in one!
 
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missy2shoes

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a gift that keeps on giving....that's what it is people!!!!!!
 
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and giving and giving aaaaaaaannnnnnnd giving!!!!!!
 

pickles

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I believe he made all things because it pleased him. What I want to know about are slugs and snails.UGH! nothin like steping on one of them in bare feet or finding that they ate all your strawberries. Maby he made all of these to keep us humble. I could do without the slime though. God bless, pickles
 
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JohnWesleyMethodist

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arghhhhh Australia has that many flies in summer it drives me bazonkers!!!!.......apparently China has no flies.......*Missy thinks about moving to China*.......
What's the bigger pest, flies or Communists?
 
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missy2shoes

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#58
Does no-one get my humour???lol
 
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Aliciaforjesus

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Does no-one get my humour???lol

If satan is Lord of the flies, Beelzebub,

a whole new meaning to stompin on the devil,
next time I grab a fly swater.:rolleyes:
Hey, kids, get your swater,
Were goin devil stompin!:cool:

Haven't you ever heard?

A family that stomps together,
stay together!
 
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missy2shoes

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LOL that made me smile :D
 
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