Dumb Jokes

[Just_Jo]

Q. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A. A stick...yuck yuck yuck


Now let's use this thread and share dumb Jokes ( not really funny= dumb)

 

[Lynx]

A fitting gif for this thread, that Judge Judy gif. My grandmother used to watch that show, and she always had heaps of dumb jokes.


What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
"Hey barkeep, gimme a beer and a mop."

 

[Just_Jo]

Q. What do you call a hippies wife?
A. Mississippi

 

[kinda]

Want to hear a dirty joke?

A pig rolls in mud.

 

[Just_Jo]

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemonaide

 

[Lanolin]

q. what's brown and sticky?
a. A stick.

 

[Dino246]

Three guys walk into a bar.

You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

 

[Just_Jo]

What do you call dogs that love car races?
Lap dogs

 

[Just_Jo]

I went to a fake wedding once,
Even the cake was in tiers.

 

[Just_Jo]

Remember I told you I was having spine issues,
It was about a weak back.

 

[BlessedByGod]

 

[feijoa]

Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

 

[ev4989]

A fitting gif for this thread, that Judge Judy gif. My grandmother used to watch that show, and she always had heaps of dumb jokes.


What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
"Hey barkeep, gimme a beer and a mop."

did did

 

[ev4989]

did you know that beer makes you smart? It made Budweiser!

 

[Prycejosh1987]

Q. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A. A stick...yuck yuck yuck


Now let's use this thread and share dumb Jokes ( not really funny= dumb)

I love Judy.