Dumb Phone

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That's priceless.
I have an app on my phone that is a GPS map. The other day I had a passenger with me. The map unit is working, and it speaks as it guides your driving. It was quiet for a time and then, after me and my passenger had finished laughing about something silly, the mapping voice goes, "I sure didn't understand that!"
 
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Ruby123

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I spoke into my phone stating I can do all things through Jesus Christ who strengthens me. My phone replied, you can?
Your phone is not a believer. You may need to get another one :D
 
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Susanna

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I spoke into my phone stating I can do all things through Jesus Christ who strengthens me. My phone replied, you can?

Don’t you worry, Sir, your phone was just participating in the “Nothing but Questions” thread.
 

Lynx

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Count your blessings. At least your phone isn't trying to sell you stuff. I just now tried that with my phone, "Hey Google, I can do all things through Christ" and it replied with an amazon.com advertisement for a bible with the verse emblazoned on the front cover.
 

shittim

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hmmm..... baptize it, deep diving style, it won't make a sound after that.
 

shittim

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I am leading mine to salvation one Curry Blake video at a time, nothing can resist Holy Spirit power.