Open letter to: The Freemasons, the Illuminati, the Koch Brothers, Bohemian Grove, Scientology, FEMA, the New World Order, the Federal Reserve, Citigroup, Halliburton, the Vatican, Bilderburg, Wal-Mart, the Rothschilds, HAARP, the Knights Templar, the UN, Skull & Bones, the Trilateral Commission, the Knights of Malta, the CFR, Exxon Mobil, the Zionists, the VRIL Society, the Lizard People and everyone else who secretly controls the US government:
Could you PLEASE get your act together? Seriously, this is embarrassing.
Sincerely,
A concerned citizen.