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The next step is growing old together... I think.
What, you thought I was going to say the next step is marriage? Nah, nobody gets married anymore. That's old fashioned, now they just live together until they can't stand each other anymore.
What, you thought I was going to say the next step is marriage? Nah, nobody gets married anymore. That's old fashioned, now they just live together until they can't stand each other anymore.
Option 1:
I would suggest sending her fifteen dozen roses, maybe hire a jazz band, along with a couple of engagement rings made of liquorice.
...I'm pretty sure you could just send the liquorice though, and that would suffice.
Option 2:
Holdup a boombox outside her window for a few hours, proclaiming your love in the pouring rain.
Option 3:
Fight a mountain lion with your bare hands to prove you are a strong and capable suitor. She will give you her handkerchief if she approves, and also to wipe up any blood you may have acquired while fighting the lion. She is thoughtful after all.
I would suggest sending her fifteen dozen roses, maybe hire a jazz band, along with a couple of engagement rings made of liquorice.
...I'm pretty sure you could just send the liquorice though, and that would suffice.
Option 2:
Holdup a boombox outside her window for a few hours, proclaiming your love in the pouring rain.
Option 3:
Fight a mountain lion with your bare hands to prove you are a strong and capable suitor. She will give you her handkerchief if she approves, and also to wipe up any blood you may have acquired while fighting the lion. She is thoughtful after all.