Flirting Funnies

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The thread about guys flirting brought something to mind..

I pulled up to a gas pump one Summer and had the top on my Mustang down, when a guy at the next pump on a motorcycle flashed a winning smile and asked me if I’d like to go for a ride. I’d been married for about a year, so I held up my hand so he could see my ring, smiled and said, “No, thank you”. But…seeing the look on his face when I got out of the car and he could see that I was about 5 months pregnant was absolutely PRICELESS. :D I was still laughing about it when I got home.

So what are some of the funniest flirt situations that have happened to you?
 
I uhh.. umm.. this one time...... err.... she... uhh... i don't get flirt with... nevermind. o.o
 
I remember one time I was at the mall and I was just killing time waiting for my best friend Ben to get there so we can go shopping for clothes together, well he called and said he was going to be late so I decided to walk around some more and so I went for a quick exploration of the mall. after about an hour or so I met a friend who in turn introduced me to his which happened to be a very cute girl, we hung out for a bit then I split my on way, well I went into the book store and saw a very cute girl sitting there reading books, so I started to flirt with her, after a while we hit it off! well anyways my best friends texted me saying he had just arrived so I told him to meet me inside the book store and at that time the girl who I was introduced before showed up, so now its the three of us laughing, talking and having fun, well a soon an Ben gets there he flips out (he's extremely shy) I had one girl on each side and he got super red!!! he face was just priceless!!! when he walk over to me he stumbled and tripped a bit! but what was even more funny was the way he stuttered when I introduced him tho the girls!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA :D
 
I don't know how to flirt. My face is like the polar opposite of a chick magnet. And as much as some people say "looks don't count" and "it's what's in the heart that counts" are somewhat lying to me. They say things like that to be nice to my sensitive nature. I'm always viewed as the friend, or brother-like person. Nothing more.

Just as Ugly said...
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Kooper said:
I don't know how to flirt. My face is like the polar opposite of a chick magnet. And as much as some people say "looks don't count" and "it's what's in the heart that counts" are somewhat lying to me. They say things like that to be nice to my sensitive nature. I'm always viewed as the friend, or brother-like person. Nothing more.

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Koop, why do you think you are ugly. You're not. And you have some of the me most fantastic eyes.
 
I know a lass who sticks her chest out and poses and cosies up to lads whenever she wants a drink bought for her and she was doing just that with all my brother's friends when we were out for his birthday. The funny part is that all night whenever I offered her a drink she refused.

Wait...is that funny or is it sad?
 
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