Funny Things our Children Say

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Elizabeth619

Elizabeth619

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My son(Wesley) is 9 years old and ever since he could talk he has come up with some of the most hilarious things.

When he was in kindergarten I was cooking dinner. Something was on the stove burner and smoked up the house. Well, the smoke detector went off like 6 times! Wes comes out of his room and says "Mom, can you PLEASE stop cooking! It gives me a headache!"

He also informend me last week that my pancakes make great frisbees, and that wrinkles are contagious. If Grandma touches him he could catch wrinkles!

What are some things that your kids say that are hilarious?
 
Hi Beth!!! Awww those are so cute! My little niece has said some cute things but I can't remember any right now :/
 
lol my daughter informs everybody ever so often that we are superheros and we have to save the world from bad guys.

i was picking on my son and told him when he grew up and got bigger than me he would have to carry my around. he's six right now so he just laughs. one day my daughter who is 3 heard the joke and said "when I get as old as you Mommy I'll carry Daddy around"
 
my son is almost a week so he really doesnt say much but i cant wait till he starts to say funny things especially cuz my little brother tells my nephew to say things so idk its gonna be interesting
 
allofus said:
my son is almost a week so he really doesnt say much but i cant wait till he starts to say funny things especially cuz my little brother tells my nephew to say things so idk its gonna be interesting
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aww!!!.. I can't wait for him to start talking too.. :p
 
AnandaHya said:
lol my daughter informs everybody ever so often that we are superheros and we have to save the world from bad guys.

i was picking on my son and told him when he grew up and got bigger than me he would have to carry my around. he's six right now so he just laughs. one day my daughter who is 3 heard the joke and said "when I get as old as you Mommy I'll carry Daddy around"
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AnandaHya, when i'm as old as you are, i'll carry you around :D:D:D
 
Tobby17 said:
AnandaHya, when i'm as old as you are, i'll carry you around :D:D:D
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thanks that makes me feel so much more secure ;)

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Child: "Mom, were you alive when mail was sent by the post office with a stamp and all?"
 
Child: "Mom, how did you survive without a flashdrive and not even a computer?"
 
My 3 yr old said as we were walking home from the school bus stop, dropping off her big brother and sister, "Mommy you see that man. That man right there. That man appose to be working and he over there playing with that dog." then she proceeded to yell, "hay, Man...Get back to work! Stop playing with that dog." the man was a city worker fixing the water main pipe at the end of our street.

and another time she found a yellow leaf (yellow is her favourite color) and I said "come on in Jes, we have to go inside now" and she answered..."but mommy, i can't cause yellow leafy will be all alone. He'll be all by himself, he have no mommy, no daddy, no home, no fambily... he's an orange... can he come in and live wif us?" can you guess what orange meant to her?
 
Kids are great:))) I love when they make me laugh:)) my 9 yr don't like to go to school in the morning:(( I tell him you need to go so you can get a good job and move out in your own house when your older:)) he says I don't need to I'll just live here all my life:) so I said good mom and dad have someone to takecare of us , feed us and change our diapers as we get old:)) His face dropped, he grabbed his stuff for school and he never gave me a problem about school again. Lol Infact had my husband ask him what he wants to be when he grows up? He says he wants a job, his own house and kids:)) lol
 
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