gender of clothes, where to draw the line

[Aaron56]

I’ll do you one better: my wife is completely convinced I am gay. Not homosexual, mind you, gay. I pick the drapes, couch cushions, home decor, etc. My girls always asked me to go dress shopping with them for formal gatherings. What can I say: I have a knack for fashion and accoutrement.

 

[Cameron143]

I’ll do you one better: my wife is completely convinced I am gay. Not homosexual, mind you, gay. I pick the drapes, couch cushions, home decor, etc. My girls always asked me to go dress shopping with them for formal gatherings. What can I say: I have a knack for fashion and accoutrement.

You probably know what an armoire and a duvet are as well.

 

[Aaron56]

You probably know what an armoire and a duvet are as well.

Of course. The trick is finding the ones with a certain je ne sais quoi.

 

[Cameron143]

Of course. The trick is finding the ones with a certain je ne sais quoi.

Your wife was right.

 

[The_Watchers_2017]

 

[BillG]

Nothing wrong with wearing a kilt.


That's my wife in a kilt😎
Only joking, it's me.

 

[timemeddler]

thanks for the replies everyone. I feel now I'm not completely off my rocker on my view on this matter. A woman wearing boxers for comfort, or a man wearing heels for a fashion statement, or a man who wears a skirt to keep cool was probably not the focus of deuteronomy 22 5.

 

[Moses_Young]

Nothing wrong with wearing a kilt.


That's my wife in a kilt😎
Only joking, it's me.

Is it true that if one confuses a Scotsman's kilt for his skirt and accidentally confesses this mistake to the Scotsman, there is a high likelihood the Scotsman will commit murder?

 

[BillG]

Is it true that if one confuses a Scotsman's kilt for his skirt and accidentally confesses this mistake to the Scotsman, there is a high likelihood the Scotsman will commit murder?

Not that I'm aware of.
It's more likely if you knock his pint/whiskey on the floor.