God and Old Coots

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Seeker47

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For men, It appears to be a God principal that all the gifts He gives us are but temporary, He eventually takes them all back. It is also His pleasure to replace those gifts with other blessings, always richer than the first.

Men often first notice this in our early thirties with loss of our cherished athletic abilities. Our slim, trim bodies begin to widen and we lose hair in some places but, disappointedly, grow it elsewhere. Little health issues appear, first quietly. The river of our life gradually dwindles to a trickle. Men know.

Towards the end of this process nearly all the gifts we so thoroughly enjoyed are lost. Careers end, political, social, and financial powers ebb and cherished family positions are delegated to others. This continues for years until near the end, it seems all is lost.

But wait! God has not forgotten His second blessings for us guys.

We may have lost much, but to us much is given. The last two gifts are perhaps the greatest of all. The blessings of becoming a “Grumpy Old Man” and the blessings of being an “Irrelevant Old Coot.”

The first is just pure, unadulterated fun! For once in our lives, we have the ability so say and do what we want. We can finally throw off the binders of correctness and decorum. We can tell Aunt Millie we really don’t like her sacred pickles; we wear the cloths we like in spite of what others think. We can actually stop shaving for as long as we like. If they don’t like it, too bad.

Being viewed is irrelevant also brings its own satisfactions. We can look admirably at a beautiful young woman without the appearance of leering. We can compliment someone on their looks and it is not thought inappropriate. We can even interact with children, an ability we have long desired but have been denied. We can enjoy them, talk to them, interact, play, and compliment then, even those we have just encountered, all without the risk of criminal accusations.

These blessings, like all others, are to be used for God’s glory; never to be abused. But they sure bring us irrelevant old grumps a new source of joy we haven’t had before.

All Glory is God’s.
 

Lynx

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I seem to be ahead of the curve for the first one. I never did really give a flying flitter about all that stuff you listed. I wear whatever I want to wear.

Your second point reminds me of a guy who got bifocals. The next time he went to his favorite Chinese restaurant, the owner saw him and said, "Ah, I see you got the magic glasses."

No... No, these are just bifocals. Not magic.

"Yes, they are magic! Put them on and instantly become invisible to younger women."
 

Eli1

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Is the term "new age" used by mainly old guys who also say "get off my lawn"?
 

Lynx

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Is the term "new age" used by mainly old guys who also say "get off my lawn"?
The term new age was new back when those old guys were young.

Someday only old guys will refer to stuff as woke. The kids will have some other term for it by then.
 

JohnDB

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Is the term "new age" used by mainly old guys who also say "get off my lawn"?
The "off" is more of an "offa" because an "of" belongs in the sentence....and it needs a snarl to go with it.

I excel at this statement....because I use it often and practice a lot.

And no....the "new age" term is not allowed to be used unless a lot of four letter words are used as adjectives surrounding the term. (None that I can or will use on this site)

Just as an FYI.
For informational purposes of anthropological studies you understand....
You know.....for science. :cool:
 

Magenta

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We can even interact with children, an ability we have long desired but have been denied. We can enjoy them, talk to them,
interact, play, and compliment then, even those we have just encountered, all without the risk of criminal accusations.
Please don't, unless you know them. Sadly, it just looks creepy.
 

JohnDB

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Please don't, unless you know them. Sadly, it just looks creepy.
Agreed....
I like children too...but children I don't know need parental approval and supervision.

Kids these days are different. They don't drink beer and wear bicycle helmets. Of course they don't smoke either.

At best some of the teenagers might vape.
And they get so much candy from parents that it's not special anymore. You need something like bubbles or glowsticks.

This generation of kids is extremely unique.
 

Magenta

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Agreed....
I like children too...but children I don't know need parental approval and supervision.

Kids these days are different. They don't drink beer and wear bicycle helmets. Of course they don't smoke either.

At best some of the teenagers might vape.
And they get so much candy from parents that it's not special anymore. You need something like bubbles or glowsticks.

This generation of kids is extremely unique.
I was thinking younger age... teens are a different matter...
 

Zandar

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May 16, 2023
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For men, It appears to be a God principal that all the gifts He gives us are but temporary, He eventually takes them all back. It is also His pleasure to replace those gifts with other blessings, always richer than the first.

Men often first notice this in our early thirties with loss of our cherished athletic abilities. Our slim, trim bodies begin to widen and we lose hair in some places but, disappointedly, grow it elsewhere. Little health issues appear, first quietly. The river of our life gradually dwindles to a trickle. Men know.

Towards the end of this process nearly all the gifts we so thoroughly enjoyed are lost. Careers end, political, social, and financial powers ebb and cherished family positions are delegated to others. This continues for years until near the end, it seems all is lost.

But wait! God has not forgotten His second blessings for us guys.

We may have lost much, but to us much is given. The last two gifts are perhaps the greatest of all. The blessings of becoming a “Grumpy Old Man” and the blessings of being an “Irrelevant Old Coot.”

The first is just pure, unadulterated fun! For once in our lives, we have the ability so say and do what we want. We can finally throw off the binders of correctness and decorum. We can tell Aunt Millie we really don’t like her sacred pickles; we wear the cloths we like in spite of what others think. We can actually stop shaving for as long as we like. If they don’t like it, too bad.

Being viewed is irrelevant also brings its own satisfactions. We can look admirably at a beautiful young woman without the appearance of leering. We can compliment someone on their looks and it is not thought inappropriate. We can even interact with children, an ability we have long desired but have been denied. We can enjoy them, talk to them, interact, play, and compliment then, even those we have just encountered, all without the risk of criminal accusations.

These blessings, like all others, are to be used for God’s glory; never to be abused. But they sure bring us irrelevant old grumps a new source of joy we haven’t had before.

All Glory is God’s.
This is so true. Save up for retirement men. Not just cash, but reliable power equipment, reliable well maintained transport and anything you need that can be stored. And most important of all, lay up those prayers and deeds to the Lord. Prayers for your family and friends future. Good deeds last forever!
 

Eli1

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This generation of kids is extremely unique.
I hear you brother.
Back in the day when i was a 7 year old kid, my father used to send me at the liquor store to buy some wine for the house but now sadly i can't pass this tradition to my kids. :cry: