Greatest pick up line ever!

  • Thread starter Thread starter brokenxangel
  • Start date Start date
  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
311fe468b42dace6de2e60adefc53918.jpg

82374790e9f36a53320ecf910f638fd1.jpg
 
Christian pickup line:

Hey there, you remind me of that verse that says love thy neighbor!

Christian retort:

Well you remind me of that verse that says depart from me, I never knew you.

(I'm never going back to that church again...) :P
 
Only for those in the USA...

"Oh, I see that you were eating skittles. Mind if I chase the rainbow?"
 
Pick up line. I'm doomed probably. Since it will never happen. How about. If me and the pillow man both sang, easy down the river, would it merit a date??.
 
brokenxangel said:
Im just posting a funny little situation with the greatest pick up line ever! Me, "Hi my names Angel ...whats yours?" . She (Diamond) says, " Hi im Diamond how ar-" I interrupt with " hold on I gotta call!". Diamond looks at me crazy as I act like im talking in my phone. " Hello? Hold a sec please ill ask!" . I turn to her and say, " Its God he says hes missing an Angel,,,Ill inform Him your busy!" Lol its cheesy but it worked!
Click to expand...
Worked how?
 
People, c'mon now. I can't believe you've overlooked the best pick-up line of all!

The 2:00 mark is when the magic happens. Ladies, get ready to be swooned.


(I tried something like this once on this beautiful woman in a Subway restaurant. Didn't work as well.)
 
Gojira said:
People, c'mon now. I can't believe you've overlooked the best pick-up line of all!

The 2:00 mark is when the magic happens. Ladies, get ready to be swooned.


(I tried something like this once on this beautiful woman in a Subway restaurant. Didn't work as well.)
Click to expand...
In my head a different voice added, "And I live in a van down by the river."
 
Hey where did you get your master of divinity??

Beacause I've never seen a woman whose as divine looking as you.

*I am Canadian exclusive all rights reserved lol
 
  • Like
Reactions: Pipp
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back