happy single awareness day!!! lol

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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
 
Hi, I'm _______. You're cute. Mind if I lay hands on you?

I didn't believe in predestination until tonight.

For you I'd slay two Goliaths.

The word says "Feed those that are hungry and give drink to those that are thirsty." Dinner?

Compared to you the Queen of Sheba was a hobo.

Hello, will you be my Shulamite?

What do you think Paul meant when he said "greet everyone with a holy kiss"?
 
You look just like a girl I embalmed last week. She was hot!


Yes... this line has actually been used on me. That day was the day that I achieved Olympic record running from this dweeb.
 
zaoman32 said:
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
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*Wonders if Zao keeps a pocket book of these on him at all times*
 
*me at the drive through* girl you make ____(random food establishment) uniform look good, can i get your number? haha it worked twice
 
Oh, nice bracelet. What does it mean? Let me guess. Who would Jesus date?

You're halo matches you're eyes perfectly.

My friend told me about you. I think you know him. His names Jesus.

So last night I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I don't have yours.

Hey, you want to know what the temple veil and I have in common? We're both ripped.

If I walk around you 7 times and blow a trumpet, will you fall for me?

I must be Boaz, cause baby, you're ruthless.

Is your name Faith 'cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.

Hi. My name is Will... God's Will.
 
ok you all have until midnight tonight eastern time to beat jordache's: "I must be Boaz, cause baby, you're ruthless." its almost 8:30 here so 3 1/2 hours left lol
 
Now, I know why God said, 'It is not good for man to be alone.'

How many guys have you turned down today?

There aren't enough synonyms of 'pretty' to fully describe you.
 
By the way, drummerboyjohn, and, I better not speak for zaoamongmen, but if you ever write me a poem I'll have to kill ya :D
 
Hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin?

Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.

Is this the transfiguration because you're glowing.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

Me. You. Song of songs: the remix.

I don't know if you noticed, but when you walked in the room that was me giving the clap offering.

I don't have a job right now and I live in my parents basement, but I swear I'm storing up treasures in heaven and my mansion's gonna rock!

You are so unblemished I would sacrifice you.

Is it hot in here, or is that the Holy Spirit burning inside you?

Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.

Bathsheba had nothing on you.

My spiritual gift is good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.

You are perfect, except with all the sin.

You put the cute back in persecution.

My favorite species of vegetationis the church plant.

Hi, I'm Calvin. You were meant to choose me.

You're totally deprave, but I'd still go out with you.

Feel free to meet me on the threshing foor.
 
You put the cute back in persecution.

What!?!!? Oh man these are so good!
 
Wow Jordache, either you are a natural comedian or..where are you coming up with those?!! They are hilarious!! :D
 
"Hi, I'm Calvin. You were meant to choose me." wins in my book lol jordache you will have you corny poem tomorrow lol
 
Calvinist pick up line:
"Is your name Grace? Because you're irresistible!"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "FINE" written all over you!

Anti-pick up line:
Did you just fall from heaven?....Because your face is really messed up.
 
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