holiday chuckles

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Did anything funny happen to you/family/friends over the holidays? Please share. :)

I have a couple that I posted on FB, but thought I'd share them here too:

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I'm packing Christmas decorations. I bought these beautiful burgundy candles w/LED lights/sensors for my front windows and didn't want them to get broken, so I put them in the bottom of the china cabinet. I wanted to check to see if the batteries were dead, so I'm on my knees peeking in the cabinet to see if they come on.
Son: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Checking to see if the lights come on when I close the door."
Son: "That's the frig, Mom, not the china cabinet." *takes a few steps back to his room* "Btw..don't look behind the tv either. There are no people in there."
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I'm digging through some old records in an old file cabinet, stretching way in the veeeery back, find what I need and try to shut the drawer, but my sweater is stuck in the track. I try to free my NEW sweater I got for Christmas without tearing it, only to discover that my front hook bra is ALSO stuck and the clasps are popping.... I can't keep from laughing, so now I have an audience. My clothing survived, but my dignity did not. :/
 
My story is more irritating than funny. It was the friday night before Christmas Eve and I was walking to my car in the Target parking lot. There was a line of cars sitting in the aisle because someone had gotten in a fender bender and both parties refused to move their cars out of the way. So I got in my car and started munching on some Mcdonald's food I had with me since I couldn't get out. Someone decided to give a nice long beeeep so they would move and the poor young lady who's new camaro got rear-ended turned around, gave them an angry look and yelled WAIT!!!. Gotta love holiday shopping!
 
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Wow...that's one of the things I dislike most about the holidays. Rather than bringing out the best in us they can sometimes bring out the worst, huh? :/
 
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