Did you go to the market tomorrow?
Not the market. The Post Office.
(It's a quasi-government agency so...)
Did you go to the market tomorrow?
There is no time in eternity. . .you can't measure eternity by time.How about this one. If God was never created and he is eternal what was he doing before he made the earth and his plan for mankind? If you have eternity starting from when he began from in the beginning what was he doing in eternity before all that?
Not bad. . .This question makes me wonder: What if time is circular instead of linear? (God says he is the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end). Well how could there be an 'end' since He is eternal, unless that end wraps around to the beginning?
What if all of this has already happened in some form or fashion? Then the answer would be "he was doing what he is doing today". Or something like that.
Was there enough power to blow your nose?my brain just exploded.
Good one. . .There are three homonyms in the English Language: to, too, and two. What English word can you use to fill the blank and convey the meaning. I suggest that you can say it but you can't write it.
Because mathematical rules apply to numbers, and 0 is not a number, it is a numerical place holder.Since 1/0=infinity and 2/0 = infinity; why does 1 not = 2?
All three, for they are one.If God the Son played chess against God the Holy Spirit, who would win?
(hint, chess involves no chance and going first does not guarantee a win.)
Because no cow has 11 legs.Since no cow has 11 legs; and a cow has 4 more legs than no cow: why don't cows have 15 legs?
What color is a chameleon when noone is looking?