How far off topic can we go? A game of sorts

[JesusLives]

Today I have been in the bible forum a lot...
Reminds me of boiled cabbage and a cool breeze.

Why is it flatulence smell like boiled cabbage or rotten eggs?.... I love a cool breeze up wind from previous sentence....

 

[joefizz]

Why is it flatulence smell like boiled cabbage or rotten eggs?.... I love a cool breeze up wind from previous sentence....

I am not laughing right now maybe,can we stay on topic or can we continue being silly?
the answer...
Buy some Jello and mello out!

 

[SovereignGrace]

Watch it wiggle, watch it jiggle. I like dill pickles.

 

[joefizz]

I have never found all the easter egg in real life only in some video games,Talking is one of my favorite hobbies!

 

[SovereignGrace]

I had a hobby horse once. But, I don't bet on horses.

 

[joefizz]

They say knock on wood for good luck but what about fragile wood that can break anytime?
kung fu panda is pretty funny and cool!

 

[SovereignGrace]

I had panda once. Tasted like bamboo. Too much bamboo make too much bampoo...

 

[WineRose]

Btw, I sometimes feel as if the sky would look prettier if it were green instead of blue...

 

[Depleted]

Philadelphia Eagle's jersey? More green or more blue?

 

[joefizz]

Btw, I sometimes feel as if the sky would look prettier if it were green instead of blue...

Either way it would look so beautiful just as it is now.

 

[SovereignGrace]

I was beautiful once, until I looked in the mirror and was corrected by that ghastly image. Images may appear large than they really are...

 

[Depleted]

Beavers are larger than they seem on TV shows.

 

[SovereignGrace]

Beavers are larger than they seem on TV shows.

I tried that once. Tasted too much like wood and had way too many splinters in my teeth afterwards. I heard George Washington had wooden false teeth.

 

[dcontroversal]

I tried that once. Tasted too much like wood and had way too many splinters in my teeth afterwards. I heard George Washington had wooden false teeth.
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George Washington never told a lie. Politicians always tell the truth when their lips are moving.

 

[SovereignGrace]

Pilate asked what is truth? If a pilot, at 33,000 feet looks around and asks, "What do I do to land this thing?", begin praying earnestly.

 

[preacher4truth]

They say knock on wood for good luck but what about fragile wood that can break anytime?
kung fu panda is pretty funny and cool!

Call Orkin. They're number one. They get the job done.

 

[SovereignGrace]

Mork was from Orkin...oh wait.

Hmmm, I had to wait in line once to go to the restroom. Didn't turn out good at all.

#Ooops!!