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Lanolin

Lanolin

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New Zealand - Better than the Old Zealand
China - Where the bowls, cups and plates come from
USA - the late, great, Unidentified Sisterhood of Aliens
Argentina - excellent surf n' turf
Canada - yes we Can ada
Australia - the REAL land of Oz
South Africa - Cooler than North Africa
Thailand - Our carrots are crinklecut
Greenland - The grass is greener here. Come to find out!
Venuzuela - We always win Miss Universe
Ukraine - Wheatfields Forever
 
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Russia - Number 1 biggest country in the world. Come see the ballet, stay for the vodka
Egypt - Other countries may have lynx, we have sphynx
Cuba - Good value for each cubic metre
Equador - Where Bananas are King
Japan - Home to Hello Kitty and Friends
India - Christopher Columbus didn't get to us
Albania - We now have Christians
Spain- Siestas are our specialty
France - We have midweek breaks.
Tuvalu - Our runway is the best
Wales - We don't need Pop Idol, everyone can sing here for free
Scotland - Lassies, this is where you'll find a TRUE Scotsman
 
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Singapore - Our mascot is a merlion - half mermaid, half lion
Madagascar - Everyone wants our cycads
Nigeria - Congratulations! You win our lottery
Finland - Press like Ikea and subscribe
Sweden - All hail ABBA
Israel - God's promised real estate
Cook Islands - It just takes 2 hours to scooter round
Peru - Paddington's deepest, darkest secret country
Guyana - you have three choices, British, Dutch, or French
Switzerland - we make your money magically disappear
Sri Lanka - Our mascot lion holds a dagger
Vatican City - Instead of a V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N take a V-A-T-I-C-A-N in the summer sun. Yes our pope is Catholic, and our chapel is Sistine
 
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