All those things easily explained by a first century coming. You are simply predisposed to see it otherwise. You have been taught a certain way and you are comfortable with that.
i don't think the two witnesses being killed and their bodies lying in the streets of Jerusalem for 3 days while everyone gives each other gifts to celebrate the occasion of their murder, then being resurrected, is explained by a 1st century Antichrist.
Nor is John not having written Revelation until the mid 90's, or the entire church having a literal pre-millineal eschatology & waiting for Christ to return for the first thousand years of its history, in conjunction with a literal understanding of the eventual national salvation of Israel.
these allegorical views of the church being the object of the prophecies about Israel, and the book of the Revelation of Christ being a symbolic account of past events, came much later, as i understand them. but i'm still learning.
at any rate i think there are a lot of things not so 'easily explained'