lol and here I was going for sweet and endearing!
lady, you got the wrooooooooooooong guy lol
lol and here I was going for sweet and endearing!
lady, you got the wrooooooooooooong guy lol
Hi Chrissy. I am from some remote place in the world that you have never heard of before. I am most interested in pulling out my hair and would love to see where things can go from there.
First, please give me all of your bank account numbers and personal information to show me that you trust me.
I am too good to be true and couldn't possibly measure up to everything that I claim. If there is anything you want to know about me, just ask and I will tell you after I have figured out what you like the best.
I also recently received a big inheritance, and for reasons that don't make any sense at all, I need to give it all to you.
So please contact me as soon as possible and don't let this opportunity pass you by.
Oh, I almost forgot to add all the mushy gushy stuff that I like about you that could apply to anyone because after all, I don't know a thing about you.
Sincerely Yours Only (until I send this message to someone else)
A Collage of Scams and Spams
Cats follow me home and I always buy mayonaise when I have too much mayonaise in my fridge.![]()
Why???? Why???????? Why does no body love me?????
Now back to your regularly scheduled thread!![]()
big important thing left out is. Kids.. that is a very important question.
If you're gonna plagiarize me..at least be as direct & visceral as me...use "morbidly obese" ..just spit it out man! LOLso... is you inbox now also pleasantly plump from those vying for your affections? or is it too soon, considering geographic time differences & all.
************swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon******************Hi Chrissy. I am from some remote place in the world that you have never heard of before. I am most interested in pulling out my hair and would love to see where things can go from there.
First, please give me all of your bank account numbers and personal information to show me that you trust me.
I am too good to be true and couldn't possibly measure up to everything that I claim. If there is anything you want to know about me, just ask and I will tell you after I have figured out what you like the best.
I also recently received a big inheritance, and for reasons that don't make any sense at all, I need to give it all to you.
So please contact me as soon as possible and don't let this opportunity pass you by.
Oh, I almost forgot to add all the mushy gushy stuff that I like about you that could apply to anyone because after all, I don't know a thing about you.
Sincerely Yours Only (until I send this message to someone else)
A Collage of Scams and Spams
...and pleasantly plump.
...
If you're gonna plagiarize me..at least be as direct & visceral as me...use "morbidly obese" ..just spit it out man! LOL
Guess this is going to be dating area now.
Would it be considered a sin if you steal my heart? And in that case, would you need prayer for it? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
no no no my dear im here,I am so disappointed in this thread. I had such high hopes. The guy missing a rip
got more responses than my dare did. Just goes to prove my charming personality
gets me no where these days.(folding arms and shaking my head)![]()
I am so disappointed in this thread. I had such high hopes. The guy missing a rip
got more responses than my dare did. Just goes to prove my charming personality
gets me no where these days.(folding arms and shaking my head)![]()