I need a recipe (Chef John, paging Chef John)

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I bought a fig tree about 3 days ago. I transplanted it into a small planter and I found information that says they grow fast and I should get fruit from it this year? Late august? (Is that for real?). It has Black Madiera figs which are very sweet. So my plan is to put it in the ground sometime this summer.

So I googled how many ways are there to fix figs? And I got a bunch of dessert recipes because they're so sweet. Then I thought, I like fig newtons, I've ate them before.

So if I get figs this year I want to try to make fig newtons.

Do you have a fig newton recipe?
 
So, I googled "fig newton" recipe and of course it brought up tons of them.
But rather than link them all to you, (especially since I've never made them and don't know what would be 'good') I'll just suggest looking some over yourself until you find one that fits your needs/desires.

However, can't say I blame you for asking @JohnDB! If anyone knows a best recipe, I'm sure it's him.
 
Fig Hamantaschen would offer a reasonable facsimile to a fig newton. They may even be turn out to be better. :unsure:

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So, I googled "fig newton" recipe and of course it brought up tons of them.
But rather than link them all to you, (especially since I've never made them and don't know what would be 'good') I'll just suggest looking some over yourself until you find one that fits your needs/desires.

However, can't say I blame you for asking @JohnDB! If anyone knows a best recipe, I'm sure it's him.
Now see,
You know there's like two kinds of people out there:
Dog people
Cat people

Dog people are very consistent and regimented. Not militaristic....but you can depend to find them in a certain place or places at certain times 80% of the time. They do things the same exact way every single time. They find a recipe and that's the recipe. They follow it and NEVER deviate it ever....and I do mean never.

Cat people are inconsistent in everything. They eat a huge variety of foods. They are highly inconsistent in when they show up. They can be early or late. Seldom perfectly on time. They can be consistent for a few weeks but then ghost the location. Maybe showing up a couple times few years later.

I'm so much a cat person it's a wonder I spell my name the same way twice. (I know of many variations for "John")
I've made biscuits every Saturday this year and haven't had two batches come out the same yet. None have been bad but their function for sausage biscuits has been less than desirable. Too tender, falls apart and etc. I got it pretty good this morning but now I'm thinking about cheddar biscuits and scones....SWIM?

All that being said.

I have tastes....and I look at things very pragmatically.
A fig Newton is a "bar" cookie.... Kinda.
It's also a jelly roll "cookie" of sorts too.

Meaning....the cookie needs to be baked and then filled for a jelly roll.

A bar cookie might need similar but might work out if done carefully. I know the rules for baking which might not equate to normal people logic.
So....I'm gonna look and see what I can see. I'll be back. *I feel like Ahrnold.....lol.
 
Key to this recipe is chilling the dough for one hour, baking at 350°F, and letting them sit for 6 hours to achieve the signature texture.
Dough:
10 1/2 oz all-purpose flour
5 oz unsalted butter, softened
4 oz light brown sugar
1/2 + 1/8 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp ground cinnamon
1 oz honey
1 tsp orange zest
1/2 oz freshly squeezed orange juice
3 large egg yolks
Filling:
12 oz dried Mission figs
3 1/2 oz applesauce
1 oz orange juice

Now these go together using creaming method (sugars and fats mixed till fluffy then spices and flour)

Practice makes perfect....and adjusting ANYTHING that causes issues....
That includes oven temp, moisture, sugars, fats, flour....whatever is necessary.
 
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My wife is a Saint for putting up with me making 20 variations before I am finally satisfied and moving on to something else that I wish to make.

It's not that it's bad....all are always edible....but I am unrelenting in trying again and again until I'm completely satisfied.

I'll never forget the time that my wife thought that my chocolate mousse would eat just like pudding or ice cream. She scooped half a batch into a bowl and thought since it was full of air it would be just fine.....three days later she choked the last of that one bowl down. ROFL
It was WAY too rich to eat like ice cream. Oh its good with rich intense chocolate flavor that seems to defy the amount of chocolate used to make it. The creamy, velvety texture....with little bubble pops of fluffiness.....that are texture related but in no fashion lighten it up. The coffee and Kahlua overtones that make your eyelids shut and eyes roll back in your head because you have just tasted heaven.....
Then.....just because sometimes I like contrast....
A bit of raspberry or strawberry sauce to put with it.....
 
12 oz dried Mission figs

Mission Figs! But I have a Black Madiera fig tree (Chicago Hardy).

I wont be able to get the texture right with Black Madiera

Maybe my next Fig tree will have to be Mission Figs! I hope they grow in zone 6!
 
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Key to this recipe is chilling the dough for one hour, baking at 350°F, and letting them sit for 6 hours to achieve the signature texture.
Dough:
10 1/2 oz all-purpose flour
5 oz unsalted butter, softened
4 oz light brown sugar
1/2 + 1/8 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp ground cinnamon
1 oz honey
1 tsp orange zest
1/2 oz freshly squeezed orange juice
3 large egg yolks
Filling:
12 oz dried Mission figs
3 1/2 oz applesauce
1 oz orange juice

Now these go together using creaming method (sugars and fats mixed till fluffy then spices and flour)

Practice makes perfect....and adjusting ANYTHING that causes issues....
That includes oven temp, moisture, sugars, fats, flour....whatever is necessary.

Black Mission Figs? I found a black mission fig tree for 30 bucks but I don't know if that is the right one?
 
Mission Figs! But I have a Black Madiera fig tree (Chicago Hardy).

I wont be able to get the texture right with Black Madiera

Maybe my next Fig tree will have to be Mission Figs! I hope they grow in zone 6!
They are always worth a try....texture might work out. I'm unfamiliar with Black Madiera figs. Texture can be adjusted usually with extra OJ.

I developed a cookie, named after my wife, that I casually spent years making and developing. They require dried Cherries to make. There's a difference between dried Cherries. I found ones that are exceptionally tart even after being dried. They are perfect....but I've made them with "generic" dried Cherries as well....and both are good. BUT when I use my tart dried Cherries the cookie is exceptionally good. (Addictive for many)
In my bakery I used generic dried Cherries....food costs matter there but at Christmas and my house and friends....nope. I use my Ron Swanson license and do what I want.

Mission figs are the most common dried Figs. Kinda like Bartlett pears, Blue Lake green beans, granny smith apples, or Valencia Oranges. Each has a use that produces consistent results.

However, that by no means, means that it's always going to be the best.

When I visit an apple orchard in the fall....granny Smith apples are NOT on my agenda even though they grow them. They have several varieties that make better pies and concoctions than granny Smith ever dreamed of. But it takes repeated attempts to make the discovery.

This is how us Chefs get good at cooking. We are cat people with professional level knowledge of how each ingredient functions...constantly adjusting everything over and over until we push boundaries and make something exceptionally good. No magic ingredients, no real magic anywhere....just a TON of practice of doing the same things over and over again until we are satisfied....which never really happens. I have yet to really be completely satisfied with the loaves of bread I have made. I always want more.
But remember, I owned a bakery with hundreds of thousands of loaves of bread coming out and selling. And me unsatisfied with every loaf.
Some say it's a design flaw in my psyche.
Some say it's a feature.

What say you?

Currently I'm working on a roulade of pork loin with apples and ginger with a caramel sauce. Kinda spicy and sweet all at the same time. Goes great with rice or pasta. It requires a whole pork loin and tieing up the log after stuffing it. Then roasting it until it hits the temp. Gotta be careful or else the apples won't cook but the pork will. But it's slice and serve. Kinda like my chicken stuffed chicken. (Has 4 legs) I remove all the bones from the chicken but leave it perfectly intact....and then stuff it with another double chicken breast and stuffing. Then carve it completely wrong but cross grain all at the same time. Which is the show. But without the bones...it's neat.

Let me know how things work out.
 
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This is how us Chefs get good at cooking. We are cat people with professional level knowledge of how each ingredient functions...constantly adjusting everything over and over until we push boundaries and make something exceptionally good. No magic ingredients, no real magic anywhere....just a TON of practice of doing the same things over and over again until we are satisfied....which never really happens. I have yet to really be completely satisfied with the loaves of bread I have made. I always want more.
But remember, I owned a bakery with hundreds of thousands of loaves of bread coming out and selling. And me unsatisfied with every loaf.
Some say it's a design flaw in my psyche.
Some say it's a feature.

What say you?

It would have to be a feature I think. I think my wife had this. She could cook like you never seen (well, maybe you have!) but I watched her cooking many of those meals and sometimes she acted like it could have been better. She's not an official chef or anything she just, hung out with her granny on the farm.

I can actually buy dries mission figs locally I found out. And I also saw dried Mission figs and I saw dried Black Misssion figs, so they are different.

Looks like about $10 for 1 pound of them. Are Mission figs sweet?

Currently I'm working on a roulade of pork loin with apples and ginger with a caramel sauce. Kinda spicy and sweet all at the same time. Goes great with rice or pasta. It requires a whole pork loin and tieing up the log after stuffing it. Then roasting it until it hits the temp. Gotta be careful or else the apples won't cook but the pork will. But it's slice and serve. Kinda like my chicken stuffed chicken. (Has 4 legs) I remove all the bones from the chicken but leave it perfectly intact....and then stuff it with another double chicken breast and stuffing. Then carve it completely wrong but cross grain all at the same time. Which is the show. But without the bones...it's neat.

Let me know how things work out.

That sounds good!

I remove all the bones from the chicken but leave it perfectly intact....

How in the world is that done?? ! Some Chef slight of hand? Lol.
 
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I bought a fig tree about 3 days ago. I transplanted it into a small planter and I found information that says they grow fast and I should get fruit from it this year? Late august? (Is that for real?). It has Black Madiera figs which are very sweet. So my plan is to put it in the ground sometime this summer.

So I googled how many ways are there to fix figs? And I got a bunch of dessert recipes because they're so sweet. Then I thought, I like fig newtons, I've ate them before.

So if I get figs this year I want to try to make fig newtons.

Do you have a fig newton recipe?
my suggestion is buy a food dehydrator and make fig powder. Its an excellent source of NATURAL God made sugar yum plus you can give it as gifts. Date powder is good too for natural sugar. Recipes cakes cookies anything sugar!
 
my suggestion is buy a food dehydrator and make fig powder. Its an excellent source of NATURAL God made sugar yum plus you can give it as gifts. Date powder is good too for natural sugar. Recipes cakes cookies anything sugar!

I've bought date and fig syrup.
That was the same ingredient preserved differently. It's healthy in moderation unlike refined beet and cane.

I bought some dates on sale and they were whole dried in plastic bags. They were in innoculated with beneficial bacteria and great for digestion. I recommend them to clients who have been on antibiotics.
 
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I bought a fig tree about 3 days ago. I transplanted it into a small planter and I found information that says they grow fast and I should get fruit from it this year? Late august? (Is that for real?). It has Black Madiera figs which are very sweet. So my plan is to put it in the ground sometime this summer.

So I googled how many ways there are to fix figs, and I got a bunch of dessert recipes because they're so sweet. Then, while browsing Wendy Menus for meal ideas, I thought, I like Fig Newtons, I've eaten them before.

So if I get figs this year I want to try to make fig newtons.

Do you have a fig newton recipe?
Black Madeira is an excellent variety, but I wouldn't be surprised if it takes a year or two before you get a decent crop, especially after transplanting. As for Fig Newtons, they're fantastic homemade. Fresh figs cooked down into a thick jam make a much richer filling than the store-bought version. If your tree produces this year, I'd definitely give them a try.
 
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My wife has been wanting me to make pop tarts lately.

Shortbread cookie dough and I have the jam already. Plus a touch of frosting and sprinkles.

But the worrying/planning over Christmas has been started.

Chocolate has literally tripled in price. A 5.5lb bag of chocolate that used to cost roughly $28-35 now costs $120.
Dried cherries are still good. Found out that the dried cherry I need can be grown in this neighborhood.
And I have created a few new fanatics for candied orange peel dipped in chocolate. A son stole some of his father's hidden stash. This particular son happens to own an orange grove and sells oranges every year.....just saying....its nice to have low cost, local supplies.
Also....nieces and etc....how many beds we got vx how many are going to be needed to be used. Might have a houseful.
Then there's the 3 weekends and the LONG week of Christmas day. (On a Friday this year)

Then....we had a neighbor move away....before she left she had a bunch of scallops in her freezer she gave me. (Winning)
So I immediately think "paella" right? Who would not? Saffron? Check. Chicken? Check. Rice? Check. Italian sausage? Check. Mussels? Nope! Shrimp? Easily gotten.
People? Who to invite?
I know who is addicted to paella.....AND who we can invite over to discuss Christmas this year. :)
An evening of paella, bread....
 
I, myself have been looking at food dehydrators lately.
Lots of varieties and types. But....kinda interested in getting one.
This is farm country....food preservation from "gardens" and local farm surplus is the norm. Thats why I have made gallons of peach jam this year...also BlackBerry and venus grape. (Venus are not like Concord....which did not produce but the venus did) But my new food mill really was great this year....got the seeds out perfectly. My new knife? Champion level equipment....noysce....very noysce. Needs sharpening more often than my others....but....I can hang.

But I'm interested in more.....
I have a vacuum sealer....its a countertop version but it has a chamber. I will vacuum seal anything and everything. Food will last forever after that. I've been looking at pressure canning.....not really sure I need to. The canners are really expensive. The jams and jellies didnt need to be. I need some meat snacks....little wrinkled dried, smoked sausages....those are good. I got lots of breakfast sausage at the moment.

But speaking of such....need to get the herb garden going and growing again.....almost out of home made pesto.

Hi, my name is John, I'm a chef. I'm trying to enter a 12 step program for being a chef but still having issues with that first step. So I'm not very far in my recovery program.