I need a scripture for everything!

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cinder

cinder

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Cameron143 said:
What does verse 311 say?
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And he said who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?

Honestly that's the first 311 verse in the bible I found.
 
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cinder said:
And he said who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?

Honestly that's the first 311 verse in the bible I found.
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Not 3:11, but 311.
Actually I was just goofing around, but as man put the numbers to chapters and verses, there originally was no 311.
 
cinder

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Burn1986 said:
This was a tough one for people to figure out for some reason. The thread is things you don’t need a scripture for.
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Oh we understood what you were getting at, but it was so much more fun to try to fit a verse to a ridiculous everyday scenario
 
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cinder said:
Oh we understood what you were getting at, but it was so much more fun to try to fit a verse to a ridiculous everyday scenario
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So y’all can’t come up with one situation? You’re just too cool bro 😎

(I don’t suppose you have a scripture for that)

Hey, I just though if one:
- trolling threads
 
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Burn1986

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Karlon said:
your thread title is a great reason for Christians to memorize verses. i'm up to 311.
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Wow, you’ll be a very good playmate on the board.

Proverbs 6:17 is good one for you and your buddies
 
cinder

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Burn1986 said:
So y’all can’t come up with one situation? You’re just too cool bro 😎

(I don’t suppose you have a scripture for that)

Hey, I just though if one:
- trolling threads
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Rom 12:3 - do not think of yourself more highly than you ought

And when thinking of trolling

Proverbs 17:27-28 NIV — The one who has knowledge uses words with restraint, and whoever has understanding is even-tempered. Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues.

😉
 
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Burn1986

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cinder said:
Rom 12:3 - do not think of yourself more highly than you ought

And when thinking of trolling

Proverbs 17:27-28 NIV — The one who has knowledge uses words with restraint, and whoever has understanding is even-tempered. Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues.

😉
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So I guess we’re equal in our stupidity then…
 
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