"I predict that __________" Predict something! (why?? why not?!)

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"I predict that __________" Predict something! (why?? why not?!)

It doesn't have to be something serious! :p


I predict that by 2025, all cars will be 100% electric

I predict that Jesus will return within the next 10 years

I predict that this summer is going to break heat records

I predict that the US supreme court will find in favor of the bakers who refused to make a wedding cake for a gay couple (its in the news right now - not the same as the one that happened before)
 
I predict that the mullet haircut will come back in style and men will go around obnoxiously saying "business in the front and party in the back, party like the 80s, baby!"

This is a dire prediction.
 
My brother has seriously wanted one for yrs now but his wife said absolutely not
Galatea said:
I predict that the mullet haircut will come back in style and men will go around obnoxiously saying "business in the front and party in the back, party like the 80s, baby!"

This is a dire prediction.
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Zi said:
My brother has seriously wanted one for yrs now but his wife said absolutely not
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Lord, I had no idea my talent for prognostication was so good! Good for your sister in law. The 80s were not the best for fashion (in my opinion).
 
Galatea said:
I predict that the mullet haircut will come back in style and men will go around obnoxiously saying "business in the front and party in the back, party like the 80s, baby!"

This is a dire prediction.
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This is seriously rich!

How about parties in the back and hands out bowling shoes in the front...
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How about "retired" in the front and "from Attica" in the back...

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And of course there's............

no. just no.


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17Bees said:
This is seriously rich!
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Lol, How about these:
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The loveable Knight Rider, so cuddly. The Mullet says, "I'm sensitive."

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How can any woman break his achy breaky heart when he has this haircut?

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This one says "I am actively pursuing employment" when asked by the Unemployment Office in the front, but says "Yeah, right suckers!" in the back.
 
I predict that I will graduate in December and have yet another degree certificate to frame. I also predict that I won't do anything with it. I'm such an underachiever.

I predict that the September 23, 2017 hullabaloo will end up being absolutely nothing and the date setters will just jump to their next date to try and sucker people into their delusions.

I predict I will lose enough weight by the time I graduate to be able to see my feet. I'll still be too fat to touch them, but I'll be able to see them.

I predict I will go to a couple of movies in the next few months and be disappointed in them.

I predict that the 2020 POTUS election will see a Democrat win, and within 90 days people are going to be really sorry they jumped to the far side of the pendulum...again...like they always do...HAHAHAHAHAHA. Serves you all right.

I predict a nuclear weapon will be used in an aggressive manner somewhere in the world within the next 5 years, and that will make things around the globe really tense for a while. Cooler heads will prevail ultimately, but the perpetrators are gonna be sorry they crossed that line.
 
with everyone wanting me around here I am hehe
ppl need me and so does God :) so no way to be gone lol

GaryA said:
Such an easy prediction...

Feel like stayin' on the safe side, do ya?

;)

Glad you are still hanging around this place... :cool::D
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This thread reminds me of the pitfalls of being a political comedian. People who make jokes about politics have a lot to deal with when their jokes come true three years later. It happens all the time.

Anyway, I predict by 2025 I will find a new, smaller android smartphone to like.

I predict I will get a new (used) computer, it will be from ebay, and it will be a ThinkPad.

I predict I will have a cat. Or a dog. Or one of each.
 
- I predict that by the end of the year, at least one member will have predicted (or shared someone else's prediction) about the end of the world

- I predict that all our countries respective politicians will break approximately one promise a month

- I predict that at least one the predictions made by another poster will come true
 
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