That's okay, Oncefallen, I think my son has already started looking for a nursing home for me because:
(copied from my Facebook page from a couple of weeks ago)
Sooo..I'm packing Christmas decorations. I bought these beautiful burgundy candles w/LED lights/sensors for my front windows and didn't want them to get broken, so I put them in the bottom of the china cabinet. I wanted to check to see if the batteries were dead, so I'm on my knees peeking in the cabinet to see if they come on.
Son: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Checking to see if the lights come on when I close the door."
Son: "That's the frig, Mom, not the china cabinet." *takes a few steps back to his room* "Btw..don't look behind the tv either. There are no people in there."