Now, you are calling ALL Christians everywhere to join in your cause by renouncing all loyalty and even sympathy towards the supposedly ungodly Satanic group who call themselves "Pentecostals" Of course, to be fair, you must include every kind of Continuationists of this "ilk", past and present.
This is the very same attitude that motivated Martin Luther and the other Reformers to purify the Church doctrine and order by rounding up all the trouble-making Anabaptists and Mennonites. To them, it was a matter of standing up for the truth. What is interesting that, out of all the false doctrines people COULD believe, you focus only on people who do not believe that the charismatic gifts have ceased.
Historically, and presently many Christian denominations have not held steadfastly to a position of absolute Cessationism.
John Piper, Wayne Grudem, and D.A. Carson are modern examples of Continuationists who are also Calvinists . Perhaps, while you are reloading, your should take time to take shots at them too - in the interest of fairness.
I understand why you dislike Pentecostal worship. I am not into that sort of thing myself. However, when I lived in Israel and observed how exuberantly the Hasidim danced and celebrated the Torah, I realized that God has no problem with demonstrative celebration which has been a part of Jewish worship since the time of David.
It is a mistake to equate all Pentecostals. There are large and serious and incompatible divisions among them. I am not a Pentecostal. However, I recognize that the single form of Christianity that is growing in the world is generally, if inaccurately, called Pentecostal in nature. In 1900 there were about 9 million Christians in all of Africa. Today there are 750 million. There are currently 238 million Christians in North America but many are Pentecostal in nature. Pentecostalism in all its various forms is rapidly replacing Catholicism in Latin America. It makes no difference if you like or don't like the umbrella churches under Pentecostalism but they are now conquering the world. In North America Christianity those identifying as Christian as about 90% in 1900 and 62% today. Generational replacement is a major driving force. Only about 46% of 18- to 24-year-olds identify as Christian, compared to much higher adherence among older demographics.
Approximately 4,000 to 4,500 Protestant churches close in the U.S. annually, based on data through early 2026, with some projections for 2025–2026 warning that up to 15,000 churches could close due to accelerating decline. Key Data and Trends (2025–2026)Net Loss: More churches are closing than opening, resulting in a net loss of thousands of congregations each year. Recent Statistics: In 2024, approximately 4,000 Protestant churches closed, while only 3,800 were started. Projections: Some reports estimate that 15,000 churches could close in 2025 or 2026, which represents roughly 8% of all U.S. churches. Long-Term Forecast: The National Council of Churches has projected that up to 100,000 churches could close in the coming years.
Bottom line, there are real and important reasons why protestant Christianity is failing in North America. There are about 45,000 different Christian denominations. The factors driving young Christians in NA away include:
Issues around ordination of women
Issues around sexual orientation
Issues around conflicts with science and religion
Issues from the general reclusive nature of youngsters away from all social activity (dating, drinking, sex)
Issues from the internet and its powerful influence away from any kind of belief in God
Issues around church splits and animosity with in the Christian community
Issues around the expansion and impact of the prosperity gospel
Issues around hiding sexual and financial crimes within the churches
Issues around the merging of conservative politics with the message of Christ