Joefizz comedy thread and lounge room

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Welcome come right in,tonight we have a very good shoe planned for you,while you are waiting place an order, the comedy shall begin momentarily!
 
ah Zero turbulence and gandalf the white welcome and try not to get into mischief!
 
please look over our luxury menu!
(hands both a menu)
Kung pow chicken
Gummy bear over load
cheese whiz blast
cinnamon twirls
fruit by the mile
"Special" have price mozzarella sticks with root beer to drink/
all other food or beverages not mentioned on list ask comedy waiters or waitresses for our ordinary menu!
 
Tonight direct from Christian Chat we have the wacky Joefish with his fishy jokes,
and JoJo Joey with his fascinating wit,and last but not least we have the silliest gut buster person perhaps in all Christian Chat the now ever popular JoeFizz!!!
 
Joefish:so I found this puffer fish on the beach and I thought,strange how'd a puffer fish get beached?
well I thought nothing of it then as I was walking away,I heard the sea make a huge roaring sound like an upset stomach then I saw 10 puffer fish chucked right out of the ocean!
then it dawned on me,the puffer fish were getting the ocean,SEA SICK talk about irony!
 
JOJO Joey:every heard of playing the field?
I heard my friends say it's great,they said that you get all these nice girls getting all lovey dovey on ya,I thought well I guess that's ok,but I just don't get it if their playing "the field" then why do they lose to those same lovey dovey women at football every year?
to me it sounds painful and embarrassing!
but they look so happy,guess that's why I'm single,
never have let a woman defeat me at any game but that's just me I suppose!
 
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Genesis 25:30
He said to Jacob, "Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted."
 
Joefizz:if a sign says stop do you stop?
If a sign says go do you go?
If a sign shows duck do you quack?
I'm so confused about signs all those symbols and pictures,and words get me confused,and not just road signs,
business signs too...
like "no parking" does that mean you can only have your car there for a few seconds or not at all?
alot of stumpers out there,
like "you break it you buy it" I broke about 100 antiques in an antique store by accident and asked if I could pay the owner back by buying the store,and he said "not until all my antiques are broken" well I was leaning on a beam pole of the store and apparently the beam was weak because I heard a snapping sound like...do you remember that cereal rice crispies that said snap,crackle,pop?
well that's what I was hearing from that beam,but seeing as how I was on my way to the library I started out the door with the owner following,then as we were outside the whole roof caved in and I heard the biggest clanging and cracking and crashing,that sounded more like a monster truck demolition than an antique store,well since I really felt bad I said "I'll buy the store just like you said if all your antiques broke"
he said"you are breaking my heart"
"you didn't know it but I have a triple insurance plan for this place and now I can collect on it honestly,thanks for coming around kid" then he took off down the street headed toward his bank,like I said confusing because just how does he get lots of money?,I broke his entire store,I should've been able to buy it!!!
oh well on to the next sign...
what exactly does "wrong way" mean???
 
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If your gonna have a lounge, I will come and play sax for you. ;)

Say hello to Mildred (George my alto sax doesn't do nights).

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joefizz said:
I said suspicious not superstitious!!!
You know like the doors song...
People are strange!!!
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I'm pretty sure you said superstitious, at least that's what you meant to say. No, you don't have to thank me for claryfying this.

People are strange.

LOL.
 
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