So a woman had this parakeet that died, she took it to a vet. He looked at it and said, m'aam your parakeet is dead.
She was dejected and said “Aw, isn’t there something you can do? I love this parakeet.” So the vet asked her to wait, went to the next room, got a cat and came back, the cat sniffed the bird and shook its head. “There, the bird is dead.” The vet said.
Aww, can you do something else? Are you sure? The lady asked. The vet asked her to wait and got in a Labrador. The dog stood up put its paws on the table smelled the parakeet and shook its head.
The vet said Nope your parakeet is dead for sure. The lady finally agreed. The vet gave her a bill for $250. The woman was shocked. “What ? You are charging me $250 to tell me that my parakeet is dead?”
The vet said “I would only charge you $18. But then you wanted a CAT Scan and a LAB report.” Lol.
She was dejected and said “Aw, isn’t there something you can do? I love this parakeet.” So the vet asked her to wait, went to the next room, got a cat and came back, the cat sniffed the bird and shook its head. “There, the bird is dead.” The vet said.
Aww, can you do something else? Are you sure? The lady asked. The vet asked her to wait and got in a Labrador. The dog stood up put its paws on the table smelled the parakeet and shook its head.
The vet said Nope your parakeet is dead for sure. The lady finally agreed. The vet gave her a bill for $250. The woman was shocked. “What ? You are charging me $250 to tell me that my parakeet is dead?”
The vet said “I would only charge you $18. But then you wanted a CAT Scan and a LAB report.” Lol.