Joke!!!!!

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Cherries

Cherries

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Feb 21, 2007
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Hey everyone!!!, I don't know about you but i love jokes! so everyone post a joke! im going to start with a Chuck Norris ....

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.. haha

ok so post a joke, and please be Appropriate!


oh and dont worry if you think its kinda corny lol just post. God bless you all!
 
OOPS..!!

A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she has a near death experience.
During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live.

Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift,
liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, and everything that goes with it.
She even has someone come in and change her hair color.
She figures since she's got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it.

She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding by.
She arrives in front of God and complains, "I thought you said I had another 30 years."

God replies "I didn't recognize you!"

:D:):cool:
 
lol knightjester, im going to put this one haha

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."[/FONT]
 
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