Klingons Break Treaty

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tried to learn some once, but I barely remember anything :p

cept from

Mae Govannen!
 
hail fellow
what light through yonder starboard window breaks?
 
It doesn’t matter. You have a flying machine. You are hereby conscripted to fight those Klingon devils.

Squad blue leader to all: Unidentified object on radar. Activate laser missiles, aim infrared seeker on target. Missile launch in 15 seconds...
 
Squad blue leader to all: Unidentified object on radar. Activate laser missiles, aim infrared seeker on target. Missile launch in 15 seconds...

This is Klingon Red Leader, repeat, Klingon Red Leader to all loyal aircraft: Make these sorry fools wish they hadn't come! Act on sight two dash mega five, repeat, two dash mega five. Look alive gents! over and out.
 
Squad blue leader to all: Fox one, I repeat, Fox one (- Launching missile onto locked target -). (- BEEP BEEP BEEP - rwr alert -) MISSILE INBOUND! CHAFF CHAFF! CHAFF CHAFF! (- pushing the 'release chaff' button -)
 
hey didnt those klingons buy their missiles off the israelies because they got the best technology?

im gonna call up our mossad liason ziva david
 
please leave officals out of this, I don@t like em no matter whose side they´re on
 
(ok just thought they might be able to give us the code to disable the nuclear missiles that are just seconds away from annihilating us - slinks away quietly)
 
I was expecting a medal for galantry in full action here, but no.... :(
 
The Australian has fallen asleep again. Somebody help me wake him up.

Belgian Pilot, indeed there will be a medal in it for you if you can knock off that pesky Klingon fighter pilot who calls herself Red Leader. (Those Klingon on fighter pilots get younger and younger every day, don’t they?)
 
This is Klingon Red Leader, repeat, Klingon Red Leader to all loyal aircraft: Make these sorry fools wish they hadn't come! Act on sight two dash mega five, repeat, two dash mega five. Look alive gents! over and out.

You’ll find no allies here, you Klingon miscreant! What you WILL find is the full force of Starfleet command bearing down on you!

My science officer wants to know if you have any black holes in your quadrant that we can come and study.
 
The Australian has fallen asleep again. Somebody help me wake him up.

Belgian Pilot, indeed there will be a medal in it for you if you can knock off that pesky Klingon fighter pilot who calls herself Red Leader. (Those Klingon on fighter pilots get younger and younger every day, don’t they?)

Yay, that's a boost to our fighting moral! What are your orders, commander? I have a squad of 16 blue GT7-fighters, and we're equiped with a new secret weapon: Thermonuclear laserpulse autoguided missiles!
 
Being a Starfleet officer is a lonely job, indeed.
Belgian Pilot, standby. Wwjd kilden and I need some information from that Klingon varmint. Do you have photon torpedoes?

Can’t someone wake up our Australian intelligence expert?