Klingons Break Treaty

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greatkraw said:
if we look hard we might have a couple of wolves - does that count?
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We don’t think you have the firepower to take down our planet. We recommend you take your starship and head for the next galaxy. We even now are aiming our most powerful weapons at your vehicle.
 
what the planetary farting gun?

oooooooooooooooooooh we aaaaaare scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaared
 
This is a message to the starship Enterprise. We have you in our targets and are about to blow you out of the sky. If you have a Deity, you best make peace with Him now.
 
The captain knows that Spock is joking, even though it can be hard to know, with Vulcans. “This calls for a fast retreat!” Kirk exclaims. “About 180 degrees, Sulu! Warp ten!” And the Enterprise speeds to safety.
 
2nd star to the right

go on till morning

a very logical decision captain
 
resurrection33 said:
Laddie, we’re a peaceful society—we aren’t looking to shoot anybody.
(Call comes over the intercom) Scotty, the people on the planet below won’t hand over the dilithium crystals we asked for. Do we have any photon torpedoes we could fire at them?
Aye, Captain, they’ll be ready when you need them. (Turning back to the intruder) Is there anything you can do besides shoot things?
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O-O what else is there to do?
 
loeza89 said:
O-O what else is there to do?
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You could learn to speak Klingon and become a Klingon interpreter. I did that once. I went to a big peace conference and the human said to the Klingon. “We want peace.” I translated it to the Klingon, “We will invade your planet.” It was a load of laughs.
 
greatkraw said:
2nd star to the right

go on till morning

a very logical decision captain
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You know what I like to do when I’m bored, Spock? I like to turn on the cloaking device, park myself above the northern Atlantic Ocean, and then fire a few photon torpedoes into the water. It sure wakes people up!
 
loeza89 said:
((sorry i was gone so long XD))

~pokes buttons~ >_>
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I’ve got a job for you, Laddie (Scotty is from Scotland so he calls all young men “Laddie”). While in a parallel universe, the captain discovered a device known as an agonizer, which he smuggled back into this universe.

We need to learn more about it. The captain will send you people who are guilty of misconduct, and you will attach the agonizer to these people. You will set the device to different agony levels for different amounts of time and observe how much pain the device causes. You will write your observations down and turn them over to Dr. McCoy, our chief medical officer, for analysis.

Welcome to the Enterprise.
 
">_>...so you want me to torture people........your kinda sick sir but ill do it XD" takes agonizer and walks off
 
The young man reminds Scotty of when HE was a young man, and he heaves a huge sigh, filled with sentimentality. Scotty wipes a tear from his eye, declaring, “He’ll be a great man, someday.”

Captain Kirk bellows over the intercom, “Scotty, where are those photon torpedoes I asked for?”
 
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