I have some classic collection of Sardar jokes. In India, the jokes are quite popular and we love it, so, sharing it here just for laugh
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•Banta enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?
Because the doctor told him to check his sugar level regularly.
Banta and Shopkeeper
•Banta: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows "Made in Japan" but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
• Boss: Where were you born?
Banta: India ..
Boss: which part?
Banta: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.
Banta Singh in Social Science Class
Teacher: What is common between Rama, Krishna, Buddha and Jesus Christ?
Banta: All of them were born on government holidays.
• Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my
dictionary".
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Banta says: What's the point of saying that now? You should have checked it before buying.
• Teacher: How can you Kill a Lion?
A. Banta Singh thought and thought really hard and then comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let the lion eat me.
• Banta Singh could not dial 911, because he could not find the digit eleven?
• Teacher to Banta: where were you born?
Banta: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can you spell it?
Banta (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
• On a romantic date Banta’s girl friend asked him:
“Darling ! Will you give me a ring on our engagement day?”
Banta replied: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”
