Let's Have a Very Controversial Conversation About: Toilet Paper!
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One must purchase TP of the highest quality my dear lady. Paper with just the right surface texture that prevents such tectonic displacement.. Thus enabling the most precise precision in application.. As the Master says Why don't you know this grasshopper?
I do wonder who and how it was established that folding is for high class folks whereas only the common rabble-rousers crunch.
I'm sorry but i think we have different seances of comedy.. My reply to this thread was intended to make others laugh.. I do have a peculiar Monty Python type humor so maybe that's where the interaction with you has broken down.. Actually a lot of the people who post on Christian/ religious forums are a bit peculiar so i think a lot of people here will get the joke and have a good laugh at my post..
Where not strangers here are we??? Sisters and Brothers in Christ you know..
Yep i am a bit peculiar i know..
That's called hyperbole.. Builds up the tension to make the comedic impact greater.. Well that's the intention anyway..
Mysterious are the ways of Adstar,, grasshopper.. Now you get only get that grasshopper inclusion if you watch the TV series called Kung Foo..
I appreciate you taking the time to answer and I'm sorry to have needed some extra clarification.
If nothing else, others here seem to have found our back and forth amusing.
Thank you for explaining.
I never saw Kung Foo but...
Grasshopper
Out! 
I said wadding in previous post #60 when I meant crunching (being
inferior due to its willy nilly nature). Sorry for the confusion!!!
roll should go under.
That is logic I can get behind. I employ it everyday in multiple aspects.
I didn't realize Toilet Paper Logic could be so useful.
Just because I'm feeling nerdy, in what other areas would you apply this? (Well, maybe not literally.)
Just everything in my life, from the phone I choose to the food I eat. I use it and it works for me.I didn't realize Toilet Paper Logic could be so useful.
Just because I'm feeling nerdy, in what other areas would you apply this? (Well, maybe not literally.)
I don't give a fart in a whirlwind what other people think, unless I think it will work for them and I'm trying to convince them of it. But I try to make very certain that it has at least a 93% chance of working for them before I actually bother to care enough to convince them.
Where is the Too Much Information emoji when you need it??
Oh.
Apparently it's right next to the reaction for, You're the One Who Asked, You Dummy!
I really do know better, it's just that sometimes I can't resist.
Well... You DID ask...Where is the Too Much Information emoji when you need it??
Oh.
Apparently it's right next to the reaction for, You're the One Who Asked, You Dummy!
I really do know better, it's just that sometimes I can't resist.
In fact you're the one who started this thread.
