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An Amish husband, wife and son travel to the city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall and while the mother is shopping, the father and son are standing in awe in front of an elevator (having no idea what it is). As they watch, an elderly lady walks into the strange silver doors and the doors close. The father and son watch as the numbers go up, and then back down. When the doors open, a beautiful young woman walks out. The father leans over and whispers to the son, "Son, go get your mother!"
Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."
An uneducated father with his educated son went for a camping trip together.
They set up a tent and slept. Father gets up after some time and asks his son"what can you see in the sky?"
son: I can see many stars
father:What does it resemble?
son: There are many planets
father beats on his sons head and says: "Someone has stolen our tent"
Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."
An uneducated father with his educated son went for a camping trip together.
They set up a tent and slept. Father gets up after some time and asks his son"what can you see in the sky?"
son: I can see many stars
father:What does it resemble?
son: There are many planets
father beats on his sons head and says: "Someone has stolen our tent"
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An Amish husband, wife and son travel to the city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall and while the mother is shopping, the father and son are standing in awe in front of an elevator (having no idea what it is). As they watch, an elderly lady walks into the strange silver doors and the doors close. The father and son watch as the numbers go up, and then back down. When the doors open, a beautiful young woman walks out. The father leans over and whispers to the son, "Son, go get your mother!"
Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."
An uneducated father with his educated son went for a camping trip together.
They set up a tent and slept. Father gets up after some time and asks his son"what can you see in the sky?"
son: I can see many stars
father:What does it resemble?
son: There are many planets
father beats on his sons head and says: "Someone has stolen our tent"
Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."
An uneducated father with his educated son went for a camping trip together.
They set up a tent and slept. Father gets up after some time and asks his son"what can you see in the sky?"
son: I can see many stars
father:What does it resemble?
son: There are many planets
father beats on his sons head and says: "Someone has stolen our tent"
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