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[Talljake]

Wich were baby tigers. In the store was a secret

 

[Poinsetta]

and the owner didn’t notice

 

[Tish]

They were preoccupied with..

 

[Genipher]

the elephant in the room. The

 

[Tish]

Elephant had gotten hives from…

 

[Gojira]

...eating those same jumping beans.

 

[blue_ladybug]

The only antidote was grape jelly with..

 

[Ruby123]

mothballs. It didn't taste the best but

 

[blue_ladybug]

was very effective. The only side-effect was..

 

[Tish]

When mixed with castor oil…

 

[Genipher]

it caused Montezuma's Revenge. The elephant ran for the toilet

 

[Tish]

Canney make it? Betty don’t…

 

[Genipher]

The owner groaned as the elephant ran through the bathroom and out to the woods. There was

 

[Gojira]

no where to run from what became known as "The Great Stink".

 

[blue_ladybug]

The elephant's only refuge was..

 

[Gojira]

toilet paper... and a lot of it.

 

[blue_ladybug]

His favorite brand was Charmin..

 

[Talljake]

But Charmin was not available, only the cheap tp.

 

[Tish]

And that’s how the elephant chafed his butt. Now available in “paperback” at you local bookstore.

 

[Talljake]

Now the tigers were watching from afar, they were laughing