Letters to Reborn

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dear Father,

thank You for everything, and i mean everything.

may You put Your glory and power on display in my life for Jesus' sake.

love,
me
 
Dear trolls,

It's Sunday. Take the day off. Go watch Netfilx, cook some corn, or maybe go climb a tree.

Can we have just one day without you telling us how much we suck,
how lost we are , or how much we need YOUR help to see the truth.

That's what our family members are there for.


The People
 
dear trolls,

please feel free to consider every day Sunday.

i'll buy the corn, as i'm

fed up
 
Dear Crazy Sunday "strict" church goers,

I believe I have the RIGHT to express how I feel in any way shape or form....

I can say HOW I feel in any way possible.... and just because its NOT in the bible... doesn't mean I will let that fact stop me from saying whats on my mind.. This is a christian website... but that doesn't give you the right to judge me by what I say and what language I use.

You obviously don't know how short people are wired..... Just cause the name says "Littlebit" doesn't mean I will cower down and let you walk all over me... I am full of dynamite... and I WILL use it if i need too.

Sincerely,

Littlebit (aka.... full of dynamite)
 
dear same,

please be advised if the above doesn't do the trick,
she has a CC momma who will take you out.

in the nicest way imaginable, of course. :cool:
 
dear work week,

thank you for just being 2 days, and giving me wednesday, thursday, and friday off.

yaaaaaaaas,
melita
 
dear anyone,

please check the cornbread? i think it may be burning :o
 
dear work week,

thank you for just being 2 days, and giving me wednesday, thursday, and friday off.

yaaaaaaaas,
melita


Dear Mel,

I Love you as a sister... but I hate you for only having to work 2 days this week... :P

BUT!!!

I have Friday, Saturday, Sunday AND Monday off.... Cause I am just that awesome... and my Boss rocks ;)

Your sister,
Lil'Bit :)
 
Dear sofa,
It's been a long time since you hugged me,
open up and I'll do a swan dive.
 
Dear Melita and LittleBit,

I am a little envious of you having the fourth off and bragging about it because I don't and its supposed to be 104 degrees:(, but I am thankful that I even have a job as I wasn't expected to get it because of school being my main priority in the fall.

Sincerely, CM
 
dear trolls,

please feel free to consider every day Sunday.

i'll buy the corn, as i'm

fed up

Dear Momma, you get a Rep! :cool:

Dear Tourist, I'm strapped for Reps for you for now. But you still get a smiley. ;)
 
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Dear cell phone customer service rep,

Why do I press 1...for english
To get a rep that cant speak english?
Confused :(
 
Dear Stupid American Voters,

Congress has a nine percent approval rating but a ninety-one percent reelection rate.

I'll say it again in case I typed too fast for you.

Congress has a nine percent approval rating but a ninety-one percent reelection rate.
 
Dear Stupid American Voters,

Congress has a nine percent approval rating but a ninety-one percent reelection rate.

I'll say it again in case I typed too fast for you.

Congress has a nine percent approval rating but a ninety-one percent reelection rate.

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...............
 
Dear Cousins, that drew on my dolls with permanent marker as a child,

Please save your 20 dollars on your vacations and buy yourself a gift :)

Instead of the tshirts I have unworn in my closet that say things like...oh I dunno

Klumpy Lake Idaho
or Cess Pool Motor Home Park Arkansas

I mean ralllly cousins. Stop buying me tshirts of destinations Id never visit myself.
Besides you were never nice to me growing up...
One tshirt was my bunny rabbits bed 5 years ago
Just saying...Im just honest for real :)
 
Dear Grammar,
1 + 1 is always 2. Why is there a comma before a conjunction sometimes, but not always? Was there supposed to be a comma before "but" in the last sentence? Was "but" supposed to have quotes in the last sentence? Is it quotes or quote marks? Why is there a question mark in dialog at the end of a question, but before the tag, but not if the person saying the dialog is saying a complete sentence, it's a commas before the tag? Did I get all the commas right in that last sentence?

Or, basically, why can't grammar be as logical as arithmatic? 1 + 1 = 2, comma always before the conjunction, only one word for "there/their/they're and let context bare out which there there is?

In short, (which is also grammatically incorrect, because I lost "short" long ago. And should there be a comma before because in that last sentence? And how many quotes should I have used in all this simply because I was showing a specific word as that word, but not as part of the meaning for that word?), you're just way too confusing for me, so you owe me a free editor so I don't have to waste my time trying to make 1 + 1 = 2 with grammar.

Insincerly Yours,

Lynn
PS Why isn't Insincerly good enough for you, Mr. Spellchecker?