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Avram goes into a church, takes out his tallis and yarmulke, and proceeds to pray. The clergyman, about to start services, says, "Will all non-Christians please leave."

Avram continues davening.

Again, the clergyman says, "Will all non-Christians please leave."

Still, Avram prays.

Finally, the distraught clergyman moves to Avram. "Will ALL JEWS please leave."

At this, Avram removes his yarmulke, packs up his tallis, then goes up to the altar, picks up the statue of Jesus and says, "Come bubbela, they don't want us here anymore."
 

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