Here's my address -
Roh_Chris (alias "Da Bear")
3, I-ate-the-Lynx-who-ate-my-chocolates Avenue,
Chocolate-Monster
Nowhere.
Pincode - 347821
I do not intend to part with any chocolate that reaches me, whether I eat them right away or not.
Money? Okay, I will have to sell something and then send you the money. How much do you think a Lynx's tail will sell for?
You should speak to the Lynx who ate my chocolates and ask him what I did to him. He could tell you all about it, but unfortunately, ...
*BURP*