Men would you date.........

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the only upside, it keeps your face warm in winter! =]
jk, I dont have near enough for it to do that! xD
 
personally i am obsessed with copious amounts of arm hair. This is because when my wife and i walk side be side our arms rub ferociously. i love being shocked so this is something i look for in a woman. actually hair all over is extremely attractive. I am an accomplished weaver but my own hair has grown too coarse despite using l'oreal for kids and the shampoo that comes in bottles shaped like a ship. when i awake in the middle of the night to the melodious scrapings of my womans massive and ungainly roost of facial hair i am overjoyed. my harem of dwarves that i recently stole from the set of LOTR are sheared at 9 and 5 daily. the one with lumps only produced a quarter mile this morn' and shall be flayed. the hair was originally for my home which i fashioned after the nest of the Grosbeak. Now however i am working on completing a tapestry. It depicts the efforts of disney charaters (that turned out to be real) to help out society. Currently i am weaving Jafar as he works for the CIA lurking in one of the Saudis many oil castles. after i am done the tapestry i will hang it. Then i will destroy my shears and smelt the last of my razors. this will allow all the hair of my wives to be saved for me to touch and rub against my face.
 
thelevite said:
personally i am obsessed with copious amounts of arm hair. This is because when my wife and i walk side be side our arms rub ferociously. i love being shocked so this is something i look for in a woman. actually hair all over is extremely attractive. I am an accomplished weaver but my own hair has grown too coarse despite using l'oreal for kids and the shampoo that comes in bottles shaped like a ship. when i awake in the middle of the night to the melodious scrapings of my womans massive and ungainly roost of facial hair i am overjoyed. my harem of dwarves that i recently stole from the set of LOTR are sheared at 9 and 5 daily. the one with lumps only produced a quarter mile this morn' and shall be flayed. the hair was originally for my home which i fashioned after the nest of the Grosbeak. Now however i am working on completing a tapestry. It depicts the efforts of disney charaters (that turned out to be real) to help out society. Currently i am weaving Jafar as he works for the CIA lurking in one of the Saudis many oil castles. after i am done the tapestry i will hang it. Then i will destroy my shears and smelt the last of my razors. this will allow all the hair of my wives to be saved for me to touch and rub against my face.
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LOL. Too far! wow.
 
thelevite said:
personally i am obsessed with copious amounts of arm hair. This is because when my wife and i walk side be side our arms rub ferociously. i love being shocked so this is something i look for in a woman. actually hair all over is extremely attractive. I am an accomplished weaver but my own hair has grown too coarse despite using l'oreal for kids and the shampoo that comes in bottles shaped like a ship. when i awake in the middle of the night to the melodious scrapings of my womans massive and ungainly roost of facial hair i am overjoyed. my harem of dwarves that i recently stole from the set of LOTR are sheared at 9 and 5 daily. the one with lumps only produced a quarter mile this morn' and shall be flayed. the hair was originally for my home which i fashioned after the nest of the Grosbeak. Now however i am working on completing a tapestry. It depicts the efforts of disney charaters (that turned out to be real) to help out society. Currently i am weaving Jafar as he works for the CIA lurking in one of the Saudis many oil castles. after i am done the tapestry i will hang it. Then i will destroy my shears and smelt the last of my razors. this will allow all the hair of my wives to be saved for me to touch and rub against my face.
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Wow this is exactly what I was hoping to read about when I logged in to CC today.

Great post lol.
 
Might be nice having something in common. But I've been working on this sweet stache for over two years. If she had a better stache than me, I might get jealous, and it would place a burden on our relationship.
 
lol I won't lie, I would hardly date a girl with facial hair. Girls should be girls and boys should be boys
 
Um, no. Guys have the facial hair, not the girls lol. I'd say, please, please shave that.
 
Lifelike said:
bearded ladies need love too... just not from me!
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Unless God shows me otherwise of course but there would definately have to be 3 witnesses, like a dream a vision and a visiting evangelist giving me a word haha!
 
lol Well being the first visit here I can see that I'm sure surrounded by humorus people!
 
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