Coughering: When somebody in a pew in front of you coughed right as the offering pan was passed. "Uh... I'll just give a coughering this time. I'll add what I was going to give to next week's offering. And hey, y'all might wanna wear gloves when you count that."
Rock Of Ages: The pebble you picked up in a video game, and now you can't sell it or throw it away because it's marked as a quest item, but you have no idea what quest it goes with, so it sits in your inventory mocking you for the rest of the game.
Dox Trot: A modern Doxology remix with a good beat you could dance to. (There actually are some, although I don't know of any that are called The Dox Trot. Fire Choir makes a good Doxology remix.)
Pole Position: That seat on the end of the pew, right by the exit door, always occupied by that one person who can't wait for the last "Amen" before bailing out and heading for the restaurant. "You know we gotta beat the (other denomination) there if we want to get a good seat."
Anybody else want to chip in?
Rock Of Ages: The pebble you picked up in a video game, and now you can't sell it or throw it away because it's marked as a quest item, but you have no idea what quest it goes with, so it sits in your inventory mocking you for the rest of the game.
Dox Trot: A modern Doxology remix with a good beat you could dance to. (There actually are some, although I don't know of any that are called The Dox Trot. Fire Choir makes a good Doxology remix.)
Pole Position: That seat on the end of the pew, right by the exit door, always occupied by that one person who can't wait for the last "Amen" before bailing out and heading for the restaurant. "You know we gotta beat the (other denomination) there if we want to get a good seat."
Anybody else want to chip in?
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