Most Random advice ever given to you?

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HAHA Alayna.. The one from Luke.. I fully understand and I think is hilarious. It's currently his msn status!
He's a funny guy.
 
I came across a sachet of saline solution at work yesterday, with the directions 'do not irrigate brain' printed on it. HAHAHA!
 
dont help little girls get kittens out of trees cuz she could actually a monster that once reunited with her kitty cat turns into a super mutant with the capacity to destroy the world.
yup!
 
Always know where your car keys are....????? sorry...I rarely give random advice...or head it..so this is about as good as it gets....
 
My grandpa used to tell me to go play on the yellow line and wait for a semi to pass by...
 
Don't eat the gravy!!!!! ( that kinda frightened me... the gravy was on EVERYTHING! Eek!)
 
One of the deacons at church advised me not to accept wooden nickles............... Do you think any stores would accept them?
 
my youth director used to say "you can pick your nose, you can pic your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose."
 
Lol. My brother was told that once, CCG... So he reached across the table and picked one of his friends noses... The freind was rather offended, but Brett did prove he COU LD pick his friends noses. Needless to say, my brother is WEIRD.
 
always buy the same coloured socks.....if one goes missing you've always got a spare..........
 
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