You don't like American football?
Really?
Well, you don't see me ranting about how cricket looks like a bunch of girly men all nancied up in hockey pads for no reason at all, and how they're clearly too estrogen-enhanced to play a MAN'S sport where the ball is actually pitched THROUGH THE AIR, RIGHT AT THEM, because something going so fast might get them all confused, and in the ensuing chaos, prancing around to avoid a real baseball, they might get a nick on their pretty little faces... or even break a nail.
I'm much too polite to ever say something like that.
: )