obliterate a whole date in five words!!!!

[joefizz]

You are just being emotional

better than no emotions,robot!

 

[joefizz]

You never speak your mind

give me a few years!!!!

 

[joefizz]

You have room to talk

I need room to walk!

 

[joefizz]

last date was a mess

clean it up then dear!(date the food lol!)

 

[joefizz]

My wallet is at home

no it wasn't I looked...!?

 

[Maka]

No! I'm not holding hands!

 

[joefizz]

Me: "Were you born a male"

Her "Yes" (Date ruined, Harkins exists stage left)
Her - any other response other than "no" (Date ruined, Harkins runs away)
Her - "no" (Harkins relieved, biggest obstacle out of the way)

most average lover ever,ME!(rules out your theory about woman being born "male" ruining date lol booya)

 

[joefizz]

Recycled threads get recycled answers.

not with some new garbage!

 

[joefizz]

[insert cheesy pick up line here]

[you melt me like cheese]

 

[joefizz]

Ha ha, that's funny. I. guess I'm not the only one who forgets their pants.

don't forget dogs too now!

 

[joefizz]

You make the worst polls...

*I wasn't talking about you, Zero. Please don't worry!*

poll? this is popular stupidity!

 

[joefizz]

I hang on Christian Chat.

like cliff hanger I'm sure!

 

[joefizz]

oh dear just realised that this thread is not "Ruin a date it four words"

Sorry will try to comply

please use eyes and brain!

 

[joefizz]

Why ruin the world

someone will someday somehow anyways!

 

[Maka]

All you make are mistakes

 

[joefizz]

Thats why I'm scratching

thought you had muscle spasm!

 

[joefizz]

Back to your cage, woman!

I'm a man,pay attention!

 

[joefizz]

Aww man, I forgot pants.

(Why does this always happen to me?)

here wear mine til later!

 

[Maka]

Girl, I'm superior to you

 

[joefizz]

(guy speaking)Oh, so you're a female?

send your fee in mail!