outlandish to realistic or realistic to outlandish story telling

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Due to someone else's suggestion I have made this "story telling thread" but so as to be original here is how the thread will run,one person tells a completely outlandish story and then someone else tries to make it realistic or someone tells a realistic story and someone else tries to make it outlandish.
For example...I was standing by a Brook one day pouring tea into a cup from a tea pot,when I saw someone drop what looked like a weighing scale tied to a cement block,but there appeared to be something else tied with it so when the person dropped it I decided to investigate swimming down to get a closer look.
Once I got close enough I noticed a solid gold flower next to the weighing scale,but as I reached for it,I felt alike sudden jolt!
The weighing scale was short circuiting and sending out shocks,so I decided to go back up on land to decide what to do next.
As I pondered if it was worth it to get that solid gold flower,I noticed something fly by,it was a pair of gloves!
So I raced after it and eventually caught them and they happened to be rubber gloves,great to resist electric shocks but I didn't have much time,if that scale got any worse I wouldn't get that flower!
So I hurried and put the gloves on jumped head first into the Brook and swam back down to the scale and reached for the flower,and I noticed the scale was getting worse,while I was desperately reaching for the flower,and just barely managed to grab it,pulling it out from the ropes around the scale and cement block.
But then it occurred to me that the person through this all in on purpose to safely keep that one gold flower from getting snatched by anyone until they could come back and pawn it for a high price after hiding from the law.
So I decided to go home and think on what to do.
I put the flower in a vase in the hall while I took a shower since I was totally muddy from the brook and afterwards put the flower in my bed room closet and decided to go to sleep since I was totally exhausted.
The next day I woke up turned on the TV and an emergency news bulletin said "there was a theft at an art museum" "the thief or thieves managed to steal a priceless solid gold flower before being detected by security and driving away" "the guards pursued the thief all the way to a local Brook where the thief or thieves sped off in a boat""the guards pursued until finally local law enforcement caught the one crook and reprimanded him into custody" "after being arraigned and searched they didn't find the gold flower" "so the museum has offered a 5,000$ reward for any information for the return of this one of a kind treasure!
 
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joefizz said:
Due to someone else's suggestion I have made this "story telling thread" but so as to be original here is how the thread will run,one person tells a completely outlandish story and then someone else tries to make it realistic or someone tells a realistic story and someone else tries to make it outlandish.
For example...I was standing by a Brook one day pouring tea into a cup from a tea pot,when I saw someone drop what looked like a weighing scale tied to a cement block,but there appeared to be something else tied with it so when the person dropped it I decided to investigate swimming down to get a closer look.
Once I got close enough I noticed a solid gold flower next to the weighing scale,but as I reached for it,I felt alike sudden jolt!
The weighing scale was short circuiting and sending out shocks,so I decided to go back up on land to decide what to do next.
As I pondered if it was worth it to get that solid gold flower,I noticed something fly by,it was a pair of gloves!
So I raced after it and eventually caught them and they happened to be rubber gloves,great to resist electric shocks but I didn't have much time,if that scale got any worse I wouldn't get that flower!
So I hurried and put the gloves on jumped head first into the Brook and swam back down to the scale and reached for the flower,and I noticed the scale was getting worse,while I was desperately reaching for the flower,and just barely managed to grab it,pulling it out from the ropes around the scale and cement block.
But then it occurred to me that the person through this all in on purpose to safely keep that one gold flower from getting snatched by anyone until they could come back and pawn it for a high price after hiding from the law.
So I decided to go home and think on what to do.
I put the flower in a vase in the hall while I took a shower since I was totally muddy from the brook and afterwards put the flower in my bed room closet and decided to go to sleep since I was totally exhausted.
The next day I woke up turned on the TV and an emergency news bulletin said "there was a theft at an art museum" "the thief or thieves managed to steal a priceless solid gold flower before being detected by security and driving away" "the guards pursued the thief all the way to a local Brook where the thief or thieves sped off in a boat""the guards pursued until finally local law enforcement caught the one crook and reprimanded him into custody" "after being arraigned and searched they didn't find the gold flower" "so the museum has offered a 5,000$ reward for any information for the return of this one of a kind treasure!
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If you think this story is outlandish change it to realistic if you think this story is realistic change it to outlandish,simple.
 
joefizz said:
Due to someone else's suggestion I have made this "story telling thread" but so as to be original here is how the thread will run,one person tells a completely outlandish story and then someone else tries to make it realistic or someone tells a realistic story and someone else tries to make it outlandish.
For example...I was standing by a Brook one day pouring tea into a cup from a tea pot,when I saw someone drop what looked like a weighing scale tied to a cement block,but there appeared to be something else tied with it so when the person dropped it I decided to investigate swimming down to get a closer look.
Once I got close enough I noticed a solid gold flower next to the weighing scale,but as I reached for it,I felt alike sudden jolt!
The weighing scale was short circuiting and sending out shocks,so I decided to go back up on land to decide what to do next.
As I pondered if it was worth it to get that solid gold flower,I noticed something fly by,it was a pair of gloves!
So I raced after it and eventually caught them and they happened to be rubber gloves,great to resist electric shocks but I didn't have much time,if that scale got any worse I wouldn't get that flower!
So I hurried and put the gloves on jumped head first into the Brook and swam back down to the scale and reached for the flower,and I noticed the scale was getting worse,while I was desperately reaching for the flower,and just barely managed to grab it,pulling it out from the ropes around the scale and cement block.
But then it occurred to me that the person through this all in on purpose to safely keep that one gold flower from getting snatched by anyone until they could come back and pawn it for a high price after hiding from the law.
So I decided to go home and think on what to do.
I put the flower in a vase in the hall while I took a shower since I was totally muddy from the brook and afterwards put the flower in my bed room closet and decided to go to sleep since I was totally exhausted.
The next day I woke up turned on the TV and an emergency news bulletin said "there was a theft at an art museum" "the thief or thieves managed to steal a priceless solid gold flower before being detected by security and driving away" "the guards pursued the thief all the way to a local Brook where the thief or thieves sped off in a boat""the guards pursued until finally local law enforcement caught the one crook and reprimanded him into custody" "after being arraigned and searched they didn't find the gold flower" "so the museum has offered a 5,000$ reward for any information for the return of this one of a kind treasure!
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Challenge accepted!!!

I looked out and saw Godzilla raiding the city!!! I gasped and took pictures until the storage on my phone ran out, and before I knew it, I was randomly teleported to the universe of the Lego Movie, where the Mad Hatter dressed up as Gandalf blabbered about saving the world by collecting the Seven Chaos Emeralds or some garbage, and gave me my own Keyblade. I returned to my own house in my own world, but Godzilla was already gone. Suddenly, a drunken Elsa collapsed on my lap, humming the Pokemon theme song in her drunken stupor. I pushed her aside, got up and with the help of my Keyblade, my trap card, and my friends Goku and Princess Peach, I set out to deal justice to those robbers and to find the Chaos Emeralds.
 
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WineRose said:
Challenge accepted!!!

I looked out and saw Godzilla raiding the city!!! I gasped and took pictures until the storage on my phone ran out, and before I knew it, I was randomly teleported to the universe of the Lego Movie, where the Mad Hatter dressed up as Gandalf blabbered about saving the world by collecting the Seven Chaos Emeralds or some garbage, and gave me my own Keyblade. I returned to my own house in my own world, but Godzilla was already gone. Suddenly, a drunken Elsa collapsed on my lap, humming the Pokemon theme song in her drunken stupor. I pushed her aside, got up and with the help of my Keyblade, my trap card, and my friends Goku and Princess Peach, I set out to deal justice to those robbers and to find the Chaos Emeralds.
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This is extremely outlandish....who would EVER just push elsa aside she can sing, make stuff cold, and she was totally adorable this is obviously the most outlandish thing ever
 
LightBright said:
This is extremely outlandish....who would EVER just push elsa aside she can sing, make stuff cold, and she was totally adorable this is obviously the most outlandish thing ever
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Winerose told a great story then as per the thread rules.
 
WineRose said:
...I'm just waiting for the next person to continue the story already... :/
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Well it might be "too tough" for other people to do so,not everyone is quite as creative as you or me lol,if no one gives a try soon I'll continue the story.
 
LightBright said:
This is extremely outlandish....who would EVER just push elsa aside she can sing, make stuff cold, and she was totally adorable this is obviously the most outlandish thing ever
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I would have thought that lightbright,monnkai,or noname mcgee or little mermaid would have answered this challenge seeing as that they are anime fans.
 
WineRose said:
Challenge accepted!!!

I looked out and saw Godzilla raiding the city!!! I gasped and took pictures until the storage on my phone ran out, and before I knew it, I was randomly teleported to the universe of the Lego Movie, where the Mad Hatter dressed up as Gandalf blabbered about saving the world by collecting the Seven Chaos Emeralds or some garbage, and gave me my own Keyblade. I returned to my own house in my own world, but Godzilla was already gone. Suddenly, a drunken Elsa collapsed on my lap, humming the Pokemon theme song in her drunken stupor. I pushed her aside, got up and with the help of my Keyblade, my trap card, and my friends Goku and Princess Peach, I set out to deal justice to those robbers and to find the Chaos Emeralds.
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(changing story to "realistic")
I witnessed a man in a Godzilla suit trying to rob a bank in my city by scaring people and it almost worked but he left his costume zipper sticking out,and so was tackled by security and arrested.
Later that day I watched The Lego movie that had a very poor character choice for Gandalph who looked more like the mad hatter from alice in wonderland instead especially since I was getting sleepy...then I dosed off to sleep and awoke to a dream!
I saw the seven Chaos emeralds from Sonic X the series,which was no surprise,I had just watched the series last week,but then surprisingly I saw Sora swinging a key blade at the heartless which took me a back because I hadn't played kindom hearts in years,but the definite way to know I was dreaming came next.
Some girl with a name tag that said Elsa was swaying back in forth like she was either crazy in love or ate something that didn't agree with stomach and from somewhere for some reason the pokemon theme song was playing and so I challenged her to a pokemon battle.
What happened next didn't make any sense (must've been the pizza I ate while watching tv) as the pokemon battle started Sora came over and tried to stab me with his key blade rambling on about "there's no way you're taking Kairi's heart" despite the girl being named Elsa,weird,any ways since he was loaded down with metal mainly the key blade I used my Rarechu Pikachu's Shock wave to incapacitate him.
Then the pokemon battle officially commenced but Elsa used monster cards,and ironically I had one trap card stashed in my pocket so before using my Rarechu Pikachu,once Elsa attacked with her monsters(she won the coin toss) I used my trap card "Mirror force" and it destroyed her monsters,and even stranger after that she didn't have any cards to play so I then ordered my Rarechu Pikachu to battle and Elsa shouted "Goku summon Peach"!
Well out from nowhere Goku appeared via instant transmission in super saiyan form and started chanting "kamehame" and I said "hold on that's cheating and overkill against pokemon"!
but after Goku's chanting instead of blasting my Rarechu Pikachu he went from super saiyan to normal and faded away and out from the ground where he stood rose Princess Peach from Super Mario brothers,and didn't know what to expect,and then she took off her crown and started saying "moon tiara m..." and at first I was thinking "ok big deal it's sailor moon's trick" I'll just have my pokemon use quick attack to dodge but then I saw the light of super saiyan energy on the crown and the seven Chaos emeralds I saw when the dream started gathered and strunk fitting on to the crown,and thought "this is the end" and saw Peach throw the crown at my Rarechu Pikachu but before it hit I suppose since I was so stressed out from trying to figure a way out of the predicament that I woke up,then noticed the Tv was still on and the news was talking about burglars being caught and so I turned the Tv off and went back to sleep.
 
Yayyy! I will be joining in just as soon as I can get my lazy self out of bed and chores done.
 
LightBright said:
I said I can't spell i was totally serious.....
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half the time I can't either,but using auto suggestion,some words appear on my screen as suggestions for my next words,and I use it typically for my greeting so that way I speed type without having to spell,it works on Swype for android.
 
joefizz said:
half the time I can't either,but using auto suggestion,some words appear on my screen as suggestions for my next words,and I use it typically for my greeting so that way I speed type without having to spell,it works on Swype for android.
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Idk how to use swype like it looks so hard HOW DOES IT WORK IDK ;.;
 
joefizz said:
I would have thought that lightbright,monnkai,or noname mcgee or little mermaid would have answered this challenge seeing as that they are anime fans.
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I want to tbh but i also am taking a creative writing class atm and I don't wanna exhaust my brain lol not including i gotta do stuff but ill probably participate laterz
 
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LightBright said:
Idk how to use swype like it looks so hard HOW DOES IT WORK IDK ;.;
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it was automatically on my android phone,just click on it's settings and click "next word prediction" so that if you ever type a word correctly like say "hello" based on your typing history about three immediate words may show up as you type.
 
Okay, quick question. Am I supposed to throw out a new story at this point, or revise the last one?
 
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