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Person Below You .. !!
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The Person below me is actually a 13 year old girl named Susan who perpetually lives in 1946. Upon finding a rip in the spacetime continuum, she became immortal through some temporal displacement (see star trek episdoes for explainations). While the world outside moved on, she was still the same old Susan. Feeling quite dissatisfied with her perpetual identity in the post modern rush to recreate ourselves, she underwent a sex change, changed her name and took up bodyboarding and self improvement.
The Person below me is actually a 13 year old girl named Susan who perpetually lives in 1946. Upon finding a rip in the spacetime continuum, she became immortal through some temporal displacement (see star trek episdoes for explainations). While the world outside moved on, she was still the same old Susan. Feeling quite dissatisfied with her perpetual identity in the post modern rush to recreate ourselves, she underwent a sex change, changed her name and took up bodyboarding and self improvement.
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christiancollegegirl
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syborg
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The person below me is really a mushroom. They floated down from theirs extensive travels through outerspace over a century ago, and they has since learnt the delicate art of shapeshifting. So now they appear as a person every day, but when it's time for bed, they make sure no one is looking, and goes outside into their garden, digs themselves a hole in their garden patch and morphs back into a mushroom until dawn breaks, where they then turn back, showers and is in their corporeal form before anyone wakes up and is any the wiser.
Only one person (other than myself) ever learnt this about them...and they are no longer with us!
The person below me is really a mushroom. They floated down from theirs extensive travels through outerspace over a century ago, and they has since learnt the delicate art of shapeshifting. So now they appear as a person every day, but when it's time for bed, they make sure no one is looking, and goes outside into their garden, digs themselves a hole in their garden patch and morphs back into a mushroom until dawn breaks, where they then turn back, showers and is in their corporeal form before anyone wakes up and is any the wiser.
Only one person (other than myself) ever learnt this about them...and they are no longer with us!
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christiancollegegirl
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Stevesheart
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christiancollegegirl
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Stevesheart
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syborg
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FALSE:
The person below is male and a VERY complex individual. His alter Ego likes to play poker with the local gangsters downtown in the underground cellars of nightclubs, smokes cigars and his reputation for being a playboy is unsurpassed.
Meanwhile his other selves are too busy back at the farm for any of those kinds of shenanigans. Instead, they formed a 4 piece country/western folk band, and play nights at the local all-you-can-eat lobster bar! They aren't very good...but they try
The person below is male and a VERY complex individual. His alter Ego likes to play poker with the local gangsters downtown in the underground cellars of nightclubs, smokes cigars and his reputation for being a playboy is unsurpassed.
Meanwhile his other selves are too busy back at the farm for any of those kinds of shenanigans. Instead, they formed a 4 piece country/western folk band, and play nights at the local all-you-can-eat lobster bar! They aren't very good...but they try
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christiancollegegirl
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syborg
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The person below me is a female and has a secret shrine in her basement dedicated to Bill Gates. She goes down there when her boyfriend is asleep and worships Mr Gates' effigy ,wearing her bikini, and at a certain point starts speaking in tongues and writhing on the floor with her eyeballs rolling up into her head.
Once her boyfriend caught her doing this, and he thought she was having an epileptic fit, so he put a spoon in her mouth and took her to hospital. It was too complicated for her to tell the doctors the truth, or her bf, so she went along with it and now is officially diagnosed as epileptic and must attend special classes on how to deal with having seizures when noone is there to help.
The person below me is a female and has a secret shrine in her basement dedicated to Bill Gates. She goes down there when her boyfriend is asleep and worships Mr Gates' effigy ,wearing her bikini, and at a certain point starts speaking in tongues and writhing on the floor with her eyeballs rolling up into her head.
Once her boyfriend caught her doing this, and he thought she was having an epileptic fit, so he put a spoon in her mouth and took her to hospital. It was too complicated for her to tell the doctors the truth, or her bf, so she went along with it and now is officially diagnosed as epileptic and must attend special classes on how to deal with having seizures when noone is there to help.
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violakat
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syborg
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it is no secret that you (the person below me) are none other than Jack the Ripper! We all know that you drank that potion you stole from the incredible Hulk back in 1972 and have been hiding in a cave in Kazikstan ever since, hoping noone would find you. Little did you know that the boy who used to bring you scraps from the local restaurant because "he felt sorry for you" was none other than a CIA covert operations officer...named Willard.
it is no secret that you (the person below me) are none other than Jack the Ripper! We all know that you drank that potion you stole from the incredible Hulk back in 1972 and have been hiding in a cave in Kazikstan ever since, hoping noone would find you. Little did you know that the boy who used to bring you scraps from the local restaurant because "he felt sorry for you" was none other than a CIA covert operations officer...named Willard.
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christiancollegegirl
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Stevesheart
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christiancollegegirl
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I teach childrens crafts during sinday school. I love it.
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The person below me should be sleeping.
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The person below me should be sleeping.
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Stevesheart
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christiancollegegirl
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