Pick Up Lines. The Really Good Ones...

  • Thread starter Thread starter Kyra
  • Start date Start date
  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
you have been called to the cupids court!!
for stealing my heart,robbing me outta my senses and trespassing in my dreams and you are sentected to life with me....
how do you plead??
lol
 
My friend liked to hand people a sugar packet and say 'I think you dropped your name tag'.
 
guess not.............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 30 seconds
 
You must be a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you, lol.
What are your plans tonight? Feel like a bible study?
Some people say I look like Sampson, I don't really see it.
What's your name and number so i can add you to my prayer list?
Want to practise speaking in tongues with me?
God was just showing off when he made you.
No, I'm not coveting, I intend to make you mine.
What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor 16:20b)
 
But let's say you used the pickup line and it worked... what do you do then?! o.O
 
Me: "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"

Her: "Tee hee hee, that's so cute!"

Me: "Dinner at 6? Give me your name, number, and address and I'll add you to my prayer list as well."

HAHAHAHAHA
 
oopsies said:
Me: "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"

Her: "Tee hee hee, that's so cute!"

Me: "Dinner at 6? Give me your name, number, and address and I'll add you to my prayer list as well."

HAHAHAHAHA
Click to expand...

More like:

You: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Her: Wow cause that isn't old.

lol
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back