Pick Up Lines. The Really Good Ones...

[christiancollegegirl]

Up, shaved head here too. -knocks on the side of his head-
the alternitive is long 19th century wavy/curly red hair. Sure grand mothers like it but motzard I freaking ain't.

In that case, you wouldn't want mine.

 

[beth18]

 

[christiancollegegirl]

I love it!!

 

[Liam]

In that case, you wouldn't want mine.

Why's that?

 

[oopsies]

I think Oprah is an idiot.

She may be an idiot but the being guiding her hand behind the scenes is not.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Why's that?

Cus it's long and frizzy and a pain to handle when it's humid.

 

[doodles91]

I like you more than pizza likes cheese, baby!

 

[christiancollegegirl]

lol that's cute.

 

[healinghearts]

haha these are so funny! Sorry this one might have already been said...I didn't read all of them.

"So I was reading the book of Joshua the other day and I was just wondering, how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?"

Haha! I actually had a guy use that one on me, but he was a good friend of mine so it was hilarious!

 

[christiancollegegirl]

My first boyfriend actually won me over with cheesy pick up lines. It wasn't the lines themselves, it was the way he said them. He's so adorable!

 

[Wug]

1. Dude: "Can I?" (inspects tag on lady's shirt), "Oh, made in China?"
Lady: "Yeah"
Dude: "Could've sworn you were made in Heaven."

2. "Do you need some prayer? Because I'd be happy to lay hands on you."

3. "Pardon me ma'am, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice?"

 

[Cako53]

I liked the first two Wug, but the last one ruined them

 

[Maddog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxoiXg8qeIU&f#t=4m30s

 

[greatkraw]

1. Dude: "Can I?" (inspects tag on lady's shirt), "Oh, made in China?"
Lady: "Yeah"
Dude: "Could've sworn you were made in Heaven."

2. "Do you need some prayer? Because I'd be happy to lay hands on you."

3. "Pardon me ma'am, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice?"

loved them wug