Polar Vortex 2014: Its so cold out that....

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It's so cold outside my freezer accused me of leaving my groceries outside. I felt that was a chilling remark, so I gave him the cold shoulder.
 
War, prisoners, jail with an ocean view. Do you have something less romantic than that!! :rolleyes:


Descyple said:
It's so cold in Canada right now.................. that we Canadians are considering going to war with the U.S. for the sole purpose of losing so we could be taken prisoner by Americans and put into prison camps hopefully in Florida!!!

A jail cell with a beautiful ocean view would be nice right about now!!!
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How cold will now be spelled in Canada: W-I-N-N-I-P-E-G

Example: "Dude, your hands might be freezing but my face is in Winnipeg!!!"

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Man, it never gets this cold here. The wind's blowing, it's snowing, freezing - it's awful. My sister's just sitting at the window staring.


Guess I'll let her in.
 
This one is actually true, but it's so cold out that the sub in my car's trunk was frozen and couldn't get any sound out. ^_^
 
It's so cold out that my car didn't start last night and I needed a boost, even with my battery that has 600 cold crank amps and just purchased it in November.
 
Polar Vortex sounds like an evil super villain that Superman needs to defeat XD
 
It's so cold they have weather reporters standing outside trying to stand straight telling us how cold it is outside.

I guess many people don't have windows.
 
It's so cold that I'm gonna grab my legos and teleport to Australia where it's at least room temperature.

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Winnipeg isn't that bad. See? It warmed up! (taken outside my window this morning)

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And that isn't even with the windchill.
 
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It's so cold out that water instantly turns into ice!

[video=youtube;0vKapS3KcPk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vKapS3KcPk[/video]

(Here's what actually happens)

(P.S. That's my dad. :) I have the camera)
 
It's so cold out the socialists who see a chance to destroy capitalism that they hate, and want to tax us to death to further promote their socialism, have to resort to a movie "The Day After Tomorrow" to try and explain their ridiculous global warming claim:

[video]http://weaselzippers.us/?p=166783[/video]
 
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